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A Colony For Ants
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Promotional

The Marge-ian Chronicles Promotional

Release Date

March 9, 2016

Level Required

Level 15

Number of Quests

1

A Colony For Ants is a limited time premium questline released on March 9, 2016. It is a side questline of the The Marge-ian Chronicles Promotional.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Colony For Ants Pt. 1 Make Homer Mock Mars 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Colony For Ants Pt. 2 Upgrade the Mars Colony [x4]
Make Homer Mock But Secretly Love Mars [x2]
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3h
Cash100
XP10
Auto

Dialogue Edit

A Colony For Ants Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this... thing.
Barry Icon It's a model of Exploration, Incorporated's Mars habitat! In every detail, it's just like the real thing!
Apu Icon People are going to be living in THAT? The kitchen doesn't even have an island! My gods, there's no home theater!
Paul Icon It's no McMansion, that's for sure. But it's got everything our intrepid pioneers will need as they colonize a new world!
Homer Icon I'm pretty sure even pioneers need a hot tub. Where the hell are they supposed to soak away their cares? Answer me that, geniuses.
Paul Icon Luxurious, it's not. I will grant you that. But the spirit of adventure will--
Homer Icon Let's call it what it is -- a dump! There's zero flow, the ceilings can't be more than seven feet, and I see no molding, crown or otherwise.
Homer Icon If that's the future, count me out!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon I mean how can you live on Mars, if you can't even fit in the hab?
Homer Icon You could probably fit a puppy in there, though. Like a cute, little future science-y playpen.
Homer Icon I mean... what a sham.

A Colony For Ants Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Barry Icon We need to “sexy” up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.
Paul Icon We should emphasize our Mars mission's greatest strength -- partnership with some of America's most exciting brands!
Paul Icon We're talking Mega-Charge Batteries, Draft-Pigs-dot-com, even Fig Glutens! How's THAT for sexy?
Barry Icon We'll sell ad space in the hab, then use the money to add all kinds of ludicrous, over-the-top luxury features.
Paul Icon I love it. I am SLIGHTLY worried that making this colony a complete fiction will lessen its ability to accurately depict life on Mars.
Barry Icon It's a fine line, but I'm confident we can walk it.
Paul Icon I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.

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Character Dialogue
System Message Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized “educational” exhibit!

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