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A Day at the Laissez-faire
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Event

Winter 2015 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

January 2, 2016

Number of Quests

5+1

A Day at the Laissez-faire is a limited time side questline involving the character Mrs. Sinclair. It was released on January 2, 2016, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 3.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Mrs. Sinclair Collect Pacifiers (9600) - Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 1 Make Mrs. Sinclair Set Up Shop 2h Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 2 Make Carl Work Harder
Make Lenny Work Harder
Make Homer Try to Look Busy
4h Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 3 Make Carl Work Easier
Make Lenny Work Easier
Make Homer Not Bother to Look Busy
12h Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 4 Make Mrs. Sinclair Write Philosophical Essays 24h Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 5 Make Mrs. Sinclair Find a New Job 8h Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Sinclair

Dialogue Edit

A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Greetings workers! I have gathered you all to discuss this year's employee efficiency report."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "To start with… you're all worthless! Your overall scores ranked beneath that of the earthworm!"
Lenny Icon "Worms break down waste into usable compost!"
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "As I will break you down!"
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "And because worms give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm hiring someone to do this for me."

A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Guilty Icon "I don't like the way that “Efficiency Manager” examines our every move."
Carl Surprised Icon "No kidding. Especially since we haven't moved all day!"
Lenny Annoyed Icon "Maybe we should move?"
Homer Guilty Icon "That's a pretty drastic, but yeah… let's show her how hard we can work."

A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Sinclair Icon "For a person to prosper, one must embrace the virtue of selfishness."
Mrs. Sinclair Icon "Rules only create barriers. To be truly free, you must adapt the world to your own needs first."
Homer Confused Icon "Everything she's saying belongs on a teabag."
Homer Icon "But if she saying what I think she's saying, we should make up our own work rules."
Mrs. Sinclair Happy Icon "Yes! I call it the Laissez-faire Workday!"
Homer Woohoo Icon "Woo hoo! And I call a 2 hour bathroom break!"

A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Carl Happy Icon "This new work policy is great. I'm getting 50% more work done in only twice the time!"
Homer Sarcastic Icon "Heh, heh, yeah, I'm saving time at home by getting all my sleep done at work!"
Lenny Icon "I don't know what Sinclair's goal is, but I'm fine microwaving ketchup packets all day. Pop-pop-boom!"

A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "What in the name of Lucifer is going on?! Plant productivity has plummeted!"
Mrs. Sinclair Icon "Allow me to explain. Each worker is expected to work for themselves, not for the profit of the company."
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon "Wha?!... Not profit for the company? The company is me!"
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "She's a witch! Someone draw me a circle of salt and cast her out with flint pebbles!"

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