A Fistful of Bothers
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Wild West 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

May 3, 2016

Number of Quests


Preceded by

Once Upon a Time in Springfield (Act 1)

Succeeded by

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy (Act 3)

A Fistful of Bothers is the limited-time main questline for Act 2 of the Wild West 2016 Event. It was released on May 03, 2016.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Build a Jail at the Town Plaza (x5) 30s Cash100
Deputy Badge10
A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 2 Build Springfield Penitentiary
Make Snake Promote Lawlessness
Make Springfielders Abuse Lawlessness (x3)
Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail*
Deputy Badge10
The Reviled Bunch Capture a Most Wanted Bandit - Cash100
Deputy Badge10
A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 3 Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House
Make Homer Have a Playdate With Milhouse
3h Cash100
Deputy Badge10
A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 4 Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Tree House
Make Snake Meet With Outlaws
Make Bart Sit in on Outlaw Meeting
Deputy Badge10
A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 5 Make Gummy Joe Tell Rootin'-Tootin' Stories
Make Springfielders Listen to Gummy Joe's Stories (x5)
Make Bart Try to Warn Springfielders
Deputy Badge10
A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 6 Make Bart Plan Snake's Downfall
Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail Again
Collect All Act 2 Finale Pieces
Deputy Badge10

*Only appears if the player has unlocked Wiggum.

Dialogue Edit

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Nervous Icon Mayor Quimby, as a concerned citizen, I worry that the recent mob attack on my husband, while hilarious, is an indication that crime is on the rise.
Quimby Annoyed Icon Fine. We'll build a jail.
Marge Serious Icon More jails won't solve anything. We should address the root cause of the problem. This gold rush is--
Quimby Stern Icon A new jail is easier.
Marge Serious Icon Yes, but--
Quimby Icon Americans love jails, lady. Even more than they love Peyton Manning eating crappy delivery pizza while humming that awful insurance jingle.
Wiggum Serious Icon Enough talk! I wanna see Springfielders building a jail at the Town Plaza or I’m canceling this whole gold rush event.

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon Having a jail next to the saloon sure is great. This'll make getting dragged to the drunk tank a breeze!
Wiggum Icon Gotta love that new jail smell.
Wiggum Jail Icon And playing Wild West sheriff is a blast! *SLAM* Aw, dang it. Just locked myself in the cell.
Snake Icon You hear that, criminals? This is our chance to show Springfield what frontier life was really like!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Nelson Happy Icon The police are locked behind bars. We can do anything we like!
Homer Happy Icon I can drive 100 MPH in a school zone, like God intended!
Carl Happy Icon I can openly funnel nuclear secrets to my North Korean handlers!
Professor Frink Happy Icon I can announce particle physics discoveries that have been confirmed at only four-sigma certainty!
Nelson Grim Icon ...
Professor Frink Icon You see, the normal requirement is five sigma, not four, so.... Look, you wouldn't beat up an adult, would you?
Nelson Angry Icon ...
Professor Frink Sad Icon I suppose you would.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Exhausted Icon I'm out! I escaped! What did I miss?
Bart Icon An uninterrupted reign of lawlessness and terror.
Wiggum Icon I meant, what did I miss on TV? I'm still kind of a watch-it-live guy. Don't really care for DVRs.
Bart Annoyed Icon You really are a disgrace, you know.
Wiggum Icon Oh, you mean a disgrace to law enforcement. Yeah, I pretty much am.

The Reviled Bunch Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon Time to step up our criminal game, law-breakers.
Wiggum Serious Icon Do your worst, Snake! Lou will face down anyone you throw at us!
Lou Disappointed Icon These are dangerous individuals, Chief. I could use a little help.
Wiggum Angry Icon Lou, if I wanted excuses I would've assigned it to myself. Now take him down!
Most Wanted bandits have joined the outlaw ranks! Capture them daily for bonus resources!
— System Message.

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Kirk Icon Hey, Homer. Milhouse wants to set up a play date.
Homer Thoughtful Icon I'm not sure Bart's free. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure where he is....
Homer Happy Icon College! I think I remember something about Bart going to college. Try there.
Kirk Happy Icon No, uh, Milhouse wants to play with YOU. Don't you, Milhouse?
Milhouse Scared Icon No I don't! This is weird!
Kirk Happy Icon Sure you do! You'll have a blast, Homer. Milhouse will bring a hoverboard and a case of Duff.
Homer Thoughtful Icon What will the neighbors think about a grown man who spends his time with other people's children? Besides “what a great guy,” I mean.
Homer Icon All right, send the little dweeb over.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Excited Icon Another beer, Mr. Simpson? Perhaps a spin on my Chinese-made, discount hoverboard?
Homer Serious Icon Are you trying to get me drunk so I'll fall off your hoverboard and be knocked unconscious?
Milhouse Scared Icon That's pretty suspicious of you.
Homer Icon I'm sorry. I think crazy thoughts when I'm sober. Beer me, playmate.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon Dad! Mr. Van Houten clearly sent Milhouse here to drunken you with beer so they could search our house for gold.
Homer Drunk Icon Iz tha so? Well, it din't work! *SNORES* ... *SNORES*
Lisa Angry Icon I'm very disappointed, Milhouse. And to think I'm actually married to you in several episodes set in the future.

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Outlaw Snake Icon What's up dude?
Bart Happy Icon Hey, Snake. You and your outlaw gang get a bad rap. The way I see it, you're a prankster, just like me!
Bart Sneaky Icon It's all in good fun, right? So how can I help?
Outlaw Snake Icon We're just about to start planning our next hilarious prank. Sit in, little buddy!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Outlaw Snake Icon Attention fellow outlaws. Someone out there has the gold. So what we're gonna do is...
Outlaw Snake Icon Kidnap Springfield's children at gunpoint and hold them for ransom. If the sheriff gets involved, we dynamite the jailhouse and shoot our way out of town.
Bart Surprised Icon Ay carumba!

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon Hey everyone! Snake and his gang are planning to kidnap all the kids as ransom! We've got to stop him!
Wiggum Icon Oh, come on. Kidnapping kids is a logistical nightmare. It's not a viable crime model. As a respected desperado, Snake would know that.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Now hush. Gummy Joe is spinning yarns of Wild West life. Fascinating stuff!
Gummy Joe Icon ...then Black Pete decided the only way he'd get his hands on that gold was to kidnap every kid in the town of Devil's Vomit Gulch and hold ‘em for ransom.
Wiggum Icon “Devil's Vomit Gulch.” I wish this town had a cool name like that.
Gummy Joe Icon And the kidnapping plan worked to perfection. As kidnapping always does.

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon It looks like I'll have to deal with Snake myself.
Bart Sneaky Icon I shall become... the Kid With No Name.
Bart Happy Icon Hey, Sheriff Wiggum! I just saw a donut roll into that jail cell.
Wiggum Jail Icon A donut, you say? Better saddle up, strap on my six-shooters and mosey on over-- *SLAM* And, I just locked myself in the cell again.
Bart Icon Sorry, Sheriff. But I can't have the law getting in my way. The Kid With No Name fights alone.
Wiggum Jailhappy Icon Hey, there really is a donut in here! I'm not going to get shot, and also I have a donut. Pretty good. Pret-ty good.

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