A Matter of Density

Content Update

SciFi 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

August 16, 2016

Number of Quests


A Matter of Density is questline released during the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the building Super Collider. During the SciFi 2016 Event it also required completion of Dark Matters Pt. 7 to trigger.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Matter of Density Pt. 1 Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet 30s Cash100
A Matter of Density Pt. 2 Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino 4h Cash100
A Matter of Density Pt. 3 Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss 4h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

A Matter of Density Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
Bart Icon I need to use the bathroom.
Skinner Puzzled Icon That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
Bart Surprised Icon Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
Martin Icon Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
Bart Sneaky Icon Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.

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Character Dialogue
Skinner Annoyed Icon Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
Bart Scared Icon Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
Stephen Hawking Icon Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!

A Matter of Density Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lenny Icon Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
Carl Icon Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
Lenny Annoyed Icon What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Surprised Icon That poor fool! What has he done?!
Stephen Hawking Sad Icon Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!

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Character Dialogue
Lenny Yay Icon Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
Carl Icon Half is just the right amount.
Lenny Icon Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
Carl Icon They look normal to me.

A Matter of Density Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Icon I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
Carl Icon Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
Carl Happy Icon Get it?
Lenny Angry Icon Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Annoyed Icon You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
Lenny Icon Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
Carl Annoyed Icon No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
Lenny Annoyed Icon Never!

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Character Dialogue
Lenny Icon All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
Carl Icon It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
Carl Icon Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
Stephen Hawking Surprised Icon But... but...
Stephen Hawking Deadpan Icon *sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.