Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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A World Aparts Pt. 1
| Make Frinkenstein Be Paralyzed with Indecision
| 4h
| 100 10
| Frinkenstein
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A World Aparts Pt. 2
| Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Make Frinkenstein Apply for Work at Moe's
| - 12h
| 100 10
| Frinkenstein
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A World Aparts Pt. 3
| Make Frinkenstein Ponder Which Bathroom to Use
| 8h
| 100 10
| Moe
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A World Aparts Pt. 4
| Make Frinkenstein Quit in a Gentle Huff
| 24h
| 100 10
| Moe
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A World Aparts Pt. 5
| Make Frinkenstein Become a Token Everything
| 4h
| 100 10
| Frinkenstein
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Character
| Dialogue
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| I'm a man, but also a monster. The dichotomy fills me with conflict and hours of introspection.
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| I'm always plagued by opposing goals just like Diet Coke.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| I could try to go back to teaching at the university-
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| But I'm made up of so many different parts from so many people. Who knows what crazy thoughts I might blurt out?
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| Or even what size lab coat I take.
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| Probably better to find employment in a place that welcomes the surgically constructed.
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| Are we getting a Hooters?
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| I was thinking a dark, dingy bar. A place no one looks at you unless you are sports on TV. Which I am not.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| How ya makin' out there, Freaky-o?
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| Many of my parts quite like the atmosphere in this place. And others have contracted tetanus. But still, a net positive.
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| There is a problem however. I have enough male and female parts to make choosing a restroom confusing.
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| As well as other things, like showering, choosing pornographic material, and deciding if I am rooting for Mike or Molly.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Hey, Freak-o, the drunks in the corner need refills before they sober up enough to taste the stuff.
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| Give me a minute. It's hard to handle all these drinks when your arms are fully outstretched.
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| I think I need to look for greener pastures. Only not actual green pastures -- the outdoors doesn't cooperate with my allergies.
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Character
| Dialogue
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| Even at Moe's, I'm an outcast. I'll never fit in anywhere.
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| Perhaps I can offer you a home.
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| Wow, that'd be great! Although with your history of evil, I feel like I should ask for more details.
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| You're part man, part woman, black, white, other. I think I even see a little plywood in you.
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| With you on my payroll, I'll never have to deal with another discrimination lawsuit again!
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