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All the Belles and Whistles
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Level

57

Release Date

September 3, 2015

Number of Quests

5

All the Belles and Whistles is a premium questline for the Level 57 content update that was released on September 3, 2015. To start the quest, the player has to purchase the Maison Derriere.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 1 Make Belle Ponder the Future of Burlesque 24h Cash100
XP10
Belle
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 2 Make Belle Lead a Dance Number
Make Sea Captain Pick up Some Ointment (If the player has him)
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Belle
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Springfield Ladies Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor (x5)
-
30m
Cash100
XP10
Belle
Make Gentlemen Surf the Net (x5) 24h
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4 Make Springfield Ladies Learn How to Access Browsing History (x5) 6h Cash100
XP10
Belle
Make Agnes Teach Computer Tricks (If the player has her) 12h
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 5 Make Gentlemen Flood into Maison Derriere (x5) 12h Cash100
XP10
Belle

DialogueEdit

All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Belle Icon "Hey you, any idea why this place is quieter than a duck at a gun show?"
Homer Icon "Get with the times! Everyone has phones now. Why require a specific time and place for your racy entertainment when you can have it in the car, at home, even while on trial for public indecency?"
Belle Icon "Then why are you here?"
Homer Annoyed Icon "I dropped my phone in the toilet and now my pornography delivery device will only place calls."

All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 2 Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Belle Icon "With the Internet around, how on earth do these obsolete nightclubs stay in business? How does anything stay in business?"
Princess Kashmir Icon "They adapt, evolve, and serve more all-you-can eat buffets."
Mrs. Muntz Icon "Plus the Internet's not all bad -- it can be used for cheap advertising."
Princess Kashmir Icon "You don't even need to pay for advertising. Just make something that people will want to share with their friends."
Princess Kashmir Icon "The best bang for the buck is viral marketing."
Mrs. Muntz Icon "Yeah, and the best viral marketing is a bang for a buck."
Sea Captain Icon "I've been subjected to viral campaigns from many of the women down at the docks."
Belle Annoyed Icon "I'm really starting to wonder why I hired you three as my marketing team."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Belle Icon "We got them to put their phones down! And all it took was a quality show, a giant sign that said "No Phones", and holding the event 30 feet underground."
Belle Happy Icon "But this proves that people prefer the real thing! Why look at naked women you can't touch on the Internet for free when you can pay to look at real naked women you can't touch here!"
Lenny Surprised Icon "Hold up, there are free pictures of naked women on the Internet?"
Carl Icon "How could you possibly not know that, Lenny?"
Lenny Icon "I prefer the lost art of letters. Or I did. But now I'm getting a computer!"

All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3 Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Belle Icon "Where have all the good men gone? And bad men? And those men that mean well but smell like feet."
Miss Hoover Icon "Girls' night out! We're busting down the doors, shattering the glass ceiling, politely drawing back the velvet curtain and taking back the night!"
Agnes Icon "But I need to be back by 8:30 so I can shame Seymour into going to bed."
Miss Hoover Icon "Then we'll take back half the night."
Marge Icon "I would like to purchase a meaningful conversation about womanhood from the lady wearing the dice bra."
Bernice Hibbert Icon "I'm going to get drunk on female empowerment... and whatever's in that green bottle over there."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Icon "This is boring. Can I give back the night I've taken back? Or is this a no returns situation? Can I get a night's credit?"
Agnes Icon "It's not all bad. A girl offered to teach me how to play ping-pong without a net or paddles."
Belle Icon "I see you've discovered some of our extra services. They are for our VIP clients."
Marge Icon "Well, I find the whole scene a little too soft R for my tastes."
Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon "Yeah, you ladies go home, I'm going to register a complaint with their management."
Miss Hoover Icon "Psst...are you hiring?"
New permanent job at the Maison Derriere available for Ms. Hoover.
 
— In-Game Message


All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4 Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Belle Icon "I appreciate the business, even if it was out of spite. But why are you calling it a night so soon?"
Marge Icon "I need to check on Homer, he's been gaining a lot of weight ever since he stopped going out drinking every night."
Marge Icon "I didn't realize how important the walk from the car to the bar was to his health."
Bernice Hibbert Icon "Yeah, Julius hasn't left for any of those midnight medical conferences in a while now."
Agnes Angry Icon "Please, your men are all home looking at naked women on the Internet!"
Helen Lovejoy Icon "Timothy wouldn't be doing that. He just sits in the basement playing with his relatively loud train set with the door locked."
Agnes Icon "Come on, I took a class from a nice man from the NSA on how to spy on your family members. Now who knows what a browser history is?"

Jobs StartedEdit

Character Dialogue
Marge Angry Icon "Homer! I want you to explain these websites you've been visiting! Barely Legal Cheese. Sinful Chocolate Cakes. Ask Jeeves?"
Homer Guilty Icon "I can't help it Marge, I'm an addict! At first three meals plus a snack were enough to satisfy me."
Homer Guilty Icon "Then I added a fourth meal. Meals became buffets. Buffets became smorgasbords-"
Homer Sad Icon "*sob* I'm a monster! Look, I know I've been bad and if you want to take the computer away that's fine."
Homer Scared Icon "But for the love of God, just don't delete my cookies."

All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Belle Icon "What's got you guys down? You look more depressed than 1929."
Grampa Sad Icon "Too soon!"
Homer Serious Icon "Marge keeps spying on my private Internet time, which reduces the trust in our relationship AND the time I have to secretly look at porn."
Dr. Hibbert Icon "I used to think the Internet was like my children's school: private. But now I see it's more like medical records: not private at all."
Belle Icon "I think I've got exactly what the doctor ordered."
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon *chuckles* "That's funny because I'm a doctor."


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