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Astro-Not
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Event

Deep Space Homer 2016 Event

Release Date

January 21, 2016

Number of Quests

4

Astro-Not is a questline featuring Astronaut Barney.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Astro-Not Pt. 1 Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda
Make Moe Serve Drinks
Make Barflies Drink at Moe's
12h
10h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Barney
Astro-Not Pt. 2 Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life
Make Barflies Drink at Moe's
60m
8h
Cash100
XP10
Barney
Astro-Not Pt. 3 Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream 8h Cash100
XP10
Barney
Astro-Not Pt. 4 Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off 4h Cash100
XP10
Barney

DialogueEdit

Astro-Not Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Astronaut Barney Icon Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?
Carl Icon We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...
Astronaut Barney Icon Think bigger! The world is your oyster!
Lenny Icon Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!
Astronaut Barney Annoyed Icon Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!
Moe Worried Icon A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.

Astro-Not Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Astronaut Barney Icon Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!
Carl Icon I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.
Astronaut Barney Sad Icon I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?
Lenny Icon In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?
Astronaut Barney Sad Icon Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?
Astronaut Barney Annoyed Icon What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?
Carl Icon Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.

Astro-Not Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Astronaut Barney Icon By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.
Astronaut Barney Icon Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.
Moe Icon Why give your money to those fancy college types?
Moe Worried Icon What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?
Astronaut Barney Annoyed Icon You guys aren't being very supportive.
Astronaut Barney Annoyed Icon After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.
Astronaut Barney Sad Icon Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.
Carl Icon All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.
Lenny Icon Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.

Astro-Not Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Astronaut Barney Happy Icon Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!
Moe Icon Barney, are you drunk? What happened?
Astronaut Barney Happy Icon Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!
Moe Shocked Icon What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!
Carl Icon It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.
Astronaut Barney Happy Icon Drinks on *hic* me!!!

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