Bastille This Movie
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Destination Springfield 2017 Event

Level Required


Release Date

January 31, 2017

Number of Quests

2 + 1

Bastille This Movie is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Bastille.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities (x3)
Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies (x3)
Bastille This Movie Pt. 2 Make Homer Role Play
Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms
Bastille Make Snake Sample French Accommodations 24h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Bastille This Movie Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
Homer Thoughtful Icon Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
Apu Angry Icon Could not.
Homer Icon Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.

Bastille This Movie Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Marge Dreamy Icon The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
Marge Icon I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
Lisa Annoyed Icon Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
Bart Laughing Icon Hearing you complain about it.

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