Big Jamshed
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Release Date

January 13, 2016

Level Required


Number of Quests

5 + 1

Big Jamshed is a limited time questline released on January 13, 2016. It is the main questline of the Much Apu About Something Promotional.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Big Jamshed Pt. 1 Make Sanjay/Apu* Prepare a Room for Jamshed 4h Cash100
Big Jamshed Pt. 2 Make Jay Do Yoga 8h Cash100
Big Jamshed Pt. 3 Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart
Make Homer Shop for Broceries
Big Jamshed Pt. 4 Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 60mr Shift
Make Springfielders Buy Health Food (x6)
Big Jamshed Pt. 5 Make Springfielders Buy Unhealthy Food (x6) 3h Cash100
Dr. Nick's Remedies Make Dr. Nick Run a Seminar
Make Springfielders Buy Discount Preserved Food (x6)
Dr. Nick

*Apu needs to perform the task if the player hasn't unlocked Sanjay

Dialogue Edit

Big Jamshed Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Sanjay Icon My son little Jamshed is coming back to Springfield. He's been, as they say, stuck in limbo!
Homer Annoyed Icon I'm not too good at limbo. Those sticks are racist against fat guys.
Sanjay Icon Not that limbo! I am talking about the state of transitional oblivion!
Sanjay Sad Icon In other words, college.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Word on the street's that your son is taking over your spot at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Sanjay Icon It's true. I have de-cockroached my last Squishee machine. I want to do something different with my life.
Cool Homer Icon Ah, the old midlife crisis. Too bad you're not young, rad, hip, ballin' and buzzfeedin' like me, Daddy-o.
Sanjay Icon Mr. Simpson, you're a walking monument of a midlife crisis.
Cool Homer Icon Shows what you know. Dr. Hibbert said according to my cholesterol count my midlife happened when I was 20.

Big Jamshed Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Jay Icon I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree.
Jay Happy Icon Now it's time for some hot yoga!
Sanjay Icon Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views!
Jay Icon Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon You look a little... older than I remember.
Jay Sad Icon Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.
Lisa Confused Icon Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age.
Comic Book Guy Icon I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.

Big Jamshed Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Jay Annoyed Icon Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives?
Homer Annoyed Icon What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you.
Jay Icon You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape!
Jay Icon Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower.
Jay Happy Icon Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!
Homer Sarcastic Icon I'll have you know I'm an expert at the “lowering down” part of pushups.

Big Jamshed Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Jay Happy Icon Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich!
Smithers Excited Icon Sounds like my kind of lunch food!
Jay Icon It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago.
Lisa Shocked Icon Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?
Jay Icon I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so “the aughts.” Why would you want to live without bacon?
Wiggum Icon He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here?
Jay Icon It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow.
Jay Happy Icon And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out!
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now!
Jay Surprised Icon No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store!
Jay Icon A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!
Ganesh Icon I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!
Check the Store now for new temporarily available items with new quests.
— System Message.

Big Jamshed Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri!
Sherri & Terri Happyright Icon Teehee, hi, Bart!
Miss Hoover Gaah Icon Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?
Dr. Nick Happy Icon HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!
Miss Hoover Sad Icon Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food?
Dr. Nick Happy Icon In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!

End Edit

Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what else Jay plans to do with the Kwik-E-Mart. Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
— System Message.

Dr. Nick's Remedies Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Nick Icon Have you ever heard that “transfatty foods are bad for you?”
Dr. Nick Icon To that, I say: “Get real, everybody!” Countries that eat trans fats dominate the world!
Lisa Annoyed Icon But correlation doesn't equal causation.
Dr. Nick Happy Icon I never said it did. I just said that eating trans fats makes you great!

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