“ | Your honor, I move to dismiss this unlock message forthwith. | ” |
— Blue-Haired Lawyer's unlock message
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Blue-Haired Lawyer is a premium character introduced with the level 38 update. He costs 90 donuts, and is a part of the Legal Eagles collection.
Since April 2015, he can be obtained with a Revised Mystery Box, which makes him rival Squeaky Voice Teen and Kearney as the easiest premium character to get for free.
About
The Blue Haired Lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent. He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge.
His most prominent client is Mr. Burns, but he has worked for Fat Tony, Disneyland, the Sea Captain, the Frying Dutchman, Sideshow Bob, Roger Meyers Jr. and the Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Movementarians, the estate of Charlie Chaplin and the estate of Jimmy Durante.
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Jobs
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Craft Disclaimers | 2 8 |
16m | Marketing Agency | |
Shop at Kwik E Mart | 105 26 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | |
Dine at the Truffle | 175 40 |
2h | Gilded Truffle | |
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace | 260 70 |
4h | Jake's Unisex Hair Palace | |
Look Unimpressed | 420 105 |
8h | - | |
Attend Church | 600 150 |
12h | First Church of Springfield | |
Deliver Lawsuits | 1000 225 |
24h | Shops |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | 260 70 |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7 | |
Attend Negotiations | 260 70 |
4h | Court House | The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6 | |
Prosecute Krusty | 260 70 |
4h | Court House | Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3 | |
Hatch Plans with Homer | 600 150 |
12h | Simpson House | The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2 | |
Storm Police Station | 600 150 |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 | |
Protest | 1000 225 |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Drink Craft Beer | 260 70 |
4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 | |
Enjoy a St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 500 110 |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye the Town Green Pt. 6 | |
Train for a St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 600 150 |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 |
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Jobs Involved
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- Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride - 16h
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Quotes
When selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"I object...to talking to you." | "I think we may have a case here." | "Now I'll never make a partner." | "Oh Dear God! I hope my other lawsuits are okay." |
"I'm taking you to court." | "Lawyers rule...not lawyers drool." | "Ow! My lawyer head." | "I took a nap and look what happens." |
"Crush! Kill! Litigate!" | |||
"I'll sue everybody." |
Trivia
- Since the The Kids Are All Fight Promotional update on April 22, 2015, Blue-Haired Lawyer's job Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses is now located at any Shop.
- Unlike most permanent characters, he isn't involved at all in the Terwilligers 2015 Event; he's not part of any of the Terwilligers Character Groups.
- When obtained through a Revised Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.