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Bonsai Vivant
Database

Level

Level 44

Release Date

September 5, 2014

Number of Quests

3

Preceded By

Database Recovery

Succeeded By

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update

Bonsai Vivant is the second part of the Level 44 update.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1 Make Database Plant Bonsai Database 12h
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2 Make Database Prune Bonsai Database 12h
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3 Make Database Re-pot Bonsai Database 12h

DialogueEdit

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Database Icon "Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has."
"I fear Ham is lost for all eternity."
Lisa Icon "I'd really like to, Data…Data…"
Database Icon "Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted."
Lisa Icon "You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks."
"They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens."
Database Icon "Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for."
Lisa Icon "...Is it wheezing?"
Database Icon "Bonsai!"
"Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss."

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Database Icon "Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends."
"In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen."
"Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
Bonsai ...
Database Icon "Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment."
Bonsai ...
Database Icon "Quiet, Bonnie!"
"And you better not scream when I prune you."
"It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Bonsai !!!

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Database Icon "Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie."
"Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?"
Akira Icon "May I be of service, sad weirdo?"
"As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai."
"My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography."
Database Icon "Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai."
"As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there."
Akira Icon "Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Database Icon "Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper."
Akira Icon "That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here."
"As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content."
Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
 
— In Game Message
Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.
 
— In Game Message


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