Book of Machinations
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Level Required


Release Date

October 28, 2015

Number of Quests


Book of Machinations is a limited time premium questline released on October 28, 2015, during the Halloween 2015 Promo. It is related to the Sepulcher of Evil, which was offered as a Gil Deal. To start the quest, the player had to complete It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 2.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Book of Machinations Pt. 1 Make Burns Summon a Forgotten God 4h Cash100
Mr. Burns
Book of Machinations Pt. 2 Make Burns Pick a Name From His Hat 60m Cash100
Mr. Burns
Book of Machinations Pt. 3 Make Burns Search for an Occult Terror 8h Cash100
Mr. Burns
Book of Machinations Pt. 4 Make Burns Summon Swr'glthun 4h Cash100
Mr. Burns
Book of Machinations Pt. 5 Read from the Necronomicon (3x) 4h Cash100
Mr. Burns

Dialogue Edit

Book of Machinations Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Now, what evil shall I summon first?"
Mr. Burns Icon "I know! I'll open my trusty Necronomicon, close my eyes and point to a name at random."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "I call forth..."
Mr. Burns Icon "I hope I'm pronouncing this right..."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "Khnasec!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "Now, my amorphous servant, fly into the night sky, tumult in your wake, and bring about a dystopia such as this planet has never seen!"
Khnasec Icon "Nah, I don't wanna do that."
Mr. Burns Sad Icon "But... you're... hellspawn. You love chaos and pain."
Khnasec Icon "Yes, I like doing stuff like that. I just don't wanna do it for you."
Mr. Burns Sad Icon "But I summoned you. You are my slave."
Khnasec Icon "True. But I'm Khnasec the Insubordinate. My whole deal is disobeying orders from my superior. So..."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "Useless! Just go away."
Khnasec Icon "Nope. I'm staying."
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon "SHUT UP!"
Khnasec Singing Icon "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!"

Book of Machinations Pt.2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "That was a lesson learned. I have to be more careful in choosing which nightmare to summon into my presence."
Mr. Burns Icon "I shall leave the choice to an advisor..."
Mr. Burns Icon "Whose name I shall pick out of this hat."

Book of Machinations Pt.3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Homer Simpson. I need you to consult my book of evil and find me a name..."
Homer Icon "I don't need a book, I can come up with names for you. Let's see... Burnsy... Spot-head... Skeletor..."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "No! I need you to read and research the Book Of Evil and find a suitable entity to do my bidding."
Homer Icon "Read and research, huh?"
Homer Icon "Would you be cool knowing my 8-year-old daughter did the work, or do you want me to pretend that I did it?"
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "Bah, I'll do it myself!"

Book of Machinations Pt.4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Surprised Icon "Oooh, what a vast and varied selection of evils!"
Mr. Burns Icon "The challenge is choosing just one!"
Mr. Burns Icon "Ah, but Swr'glthun the Star-Eater..."
Mr. Burns Icon "This is a demon after my own heart!"
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "I'll have to put extra security around the heart vault. The entire organ repository for that matter."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "Still... I summon him!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "As your summoner, I command you to achieve what I could not..."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "Obliterate the sun!"
Swr'glthun Icon "As my master wishes!"
Swr'glthun Icon "There. It is done."
Mr. Burns Icon "Um... I'm sorry, I still see the sun. It's right there."
Swr'glthun Icon "Yes, but the process of annihilation has begun! It will no longer bother you in just 5 million years."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "Excellent!"
Mr. Burns Winking Icon "Until then, let's act as if nothing is going on."

Book of Machinations Pt.5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Now, what other trouble can I stir up..."
You can now make Mr Burns read from the Necronomicon to spawn nightmares!
— In-Game Message

Gallery Edit

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