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Buck in the Saddle Again
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Event

Wild West 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

April 19, 2016

Number of Quests

5

Buck in the Saddle Again is a premium side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Buck McCoy.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 1 Make Buck McCoy Call His Agent 60m Cash100
XP10
Buck McCoy
Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 2 Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Stunt Riding 4h Cash100
XP10
Buck McCoy
Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 3 Make Buck McCoy Give Cowboy Speech Lessons
Make Celebrities Talk Like a Cowboy (x3)
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Buck McCoy
Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 4 Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Lasso Skills
Make Celebrities Turn Lassos Into Tangled Messes (x3)
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Buck McCoy
Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 5 Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Extreme Marksmanship
Make Krusty Accidentally Shoot Buck McCoy
Make Celebrities Point Cool Guns at Things (x3) (Exclude Krusty)
60m
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Buck McCoy

Dialogue Edit

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Happy Icon It's Buck McCoy, the greatest movie cowboy of them all!
Buck McCoy Confused Icon Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house.... I seem to have misplaced it.
Bart Icon Yeah, thing is, your house isn't in this update. Maybe sometime in the future!
Buck McCoy Icon What in tarnation is an “update?” And I ain't never heard of “the future” neither.
Buck McCoy Icon Fortunately there's an old cowboy trick for findin' out what's really going on.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
MacArthur Parker Icon Buck, baby! Always good to hear from Hollywood royalty. How's alcohol rehab?
Buck McCoy Phone Icon They kicked me out. I sent Frank the Wonder Horse on one too many liquor store runs.
Buck McCoy Phone Icon Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but...
Buck McCoy Phone Icon ...an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money.
MacArthur Parker Icon Let me make a few calls and get right back to you.

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
MacArthur Parker Icon Great news, Buck. Hollywood is just gaga to employ eighty-something-year-old actors in all their tent-pole films.
Buck McCoy Icon I feel sorry for all them gorgeous twenty-year-old actors. They'll never catch a break.
MacArthur Parker Icon Plus, we're in the middle of a real western craze.
MacArthur Parker Icon You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like “The Lone Ranger,” “Jonah Hex,” and “Cowboys and Aliens.”
MacArthur Parker Icon They want you on the set of the latest sure-fire western mega-hit right away!
MacArthur Parker Icon You're going to teach the actors how to ride, lasso and be authentic fake cowboys.

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck McCoy Icon Let's see how you fellers are doin' on yer cowboy accents.
Buck McCoy Icon Repeat after me: “Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya.”
Wolfcastle Icon You had all better this that and de other thing. Baby.
Buck McCoy Icon Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: “y'all.”
Wolfcastle Icon You all. Baby.
Buck McCoy Icon Where you from, cowpoke?
Wolfcastle Icon Austria.
Buck McCoy Icon Well, I ain't never been to Austria, Texas. But they sure teach lousy English there.
Krusty Joking Icon How's this, Buck: “Hey hey, y'all!”
Buck McCoy Icon Are you wearing makeup? Cowboys don't.
Krusty Annoyed Icon The look is non-negotiable.
Krusty Happy Icon But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole “clown gunslinger” thing.

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck McCoy Icon Let's focus on the deadliest, most cold-blooded cowboy skill.
Buck McCoy Icon I'm talking, of course, about making a lasso go round while you hop through it, smilin' and singin'.
Buck McCoy Happy Icon The smile's the key. Famed gunslinger Pistol Sanderson once killed ten U.S. Marshals with a perfectly-timed lasso smile.
Krusty Annoyed Icon Lasso? The tech guys said we could CGI the rope in later. I'll be in my trailer.
Buck McCoy Annoyed Icon You mention CGI again, and I'll lasso-smile you dead where you stand.

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck McCoy Icon Dang it, I'll make cowboys of you city slickers yet.
Buck McCoy Icon Lesson three: how to win a gal by showing you can spit tobacc-y farther than the other fellas.
Krusty Angry Icon Come on! I wanna shoot something already!
Buck McCoy Icon Baby steps. You ain't even learned to ride a horse while standing on your head.
Wolfcastle Angry Icon I agree with clown. The time for shoot is now.
Buck McCoy Icon Fine. We'll start with something easy -- shooting the wings off a june bug at fifty paces. Go!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck McCoy Surprised Icon You shot me!
Krusty Embarrassed Icon Don't worry. There's an intern from Emerson we can pin the blame on.
Krusty Icon Elizabeth? Be a dear and put your fingerprints on this trigger?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck McCoy Sad Icon I don't think this is for me. The movie stars of today are selfish, lazy and entitled.
Buck McCoy Icon In the Golden Age of Hollywood, we were all the things a man should be: drunk, misogynistic and mildly racist.

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