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Burns Almighty
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Content Update

Winter 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

December 6, 2016

Number of Quests

6

Burns Almighty is a side questline that was released on December 6, 2016, for the Winter 2016 Event. It requires New God Mr. Burns, an outfit for Mr. Burns.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Burns Almighty Pt. 1 Make Smithers Research Paganism
Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 2 Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue - Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 3 Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online
Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 4 Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns 4h Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 5 Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out
Make Smithers Think of a Plan B
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 6 Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show 12h Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns

Dialogue Edit

Burns Almighty Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
Smithers Icon It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
Mr. Burns Icon A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
Mr. Burns Icon Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon What have you found, Smithers? Report!
Smithers Icon They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
Mr. Burns Icon Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
Smithers Icon Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon Offerings? I like offerings...

Burns Almighty Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
Mr. Burns Sad Icon Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
Smithers Icon What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
Smithers Sad Icon There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
Smithers Sad Icon I don't think they recognize you.

Burns Almighty Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
Smithers Eyeroll Icon I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
Mr. Burns Icon Find another way...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Happy Icon Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
Smithers Icon Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.
Smithers Icon In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.

Burns Almighty Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Excited Icon Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
New God Mr. Burns Surprised Icon Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
New God Mr. Burns Surprised Icon Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
Smithers Sad Icon Uhhhh...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
New God Mr. Burns Surprised Icon I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
Smithers Sad Icon I am deeply sorry sir.

Burns Almighty Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
New God Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
Smithers Excited Icon Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
New God Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon ...
Smithers Sad Icon I'll get to work.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon Sir, I have an idea!

Burns Almighty Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
Smithers Icon Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
Smithers Excited Icon A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
New God Mr. Burns Icon You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
New God Mr. Burns Icon Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
New God Mr. Burns Melting Icon Arrgh...
Smithers Surprised Icon Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
New God Mr. Burns Dead Icon God...is...dead.
Smithers Sad Icon Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.

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