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Homer's Chiliad 2016 Event

Release Date

June 02, 2016

Level Required

20

Number of Quests

2

Succeeded By

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity

Can't Stand the Heat is a limited-time questline released on June 02, 2016, with the Homer's Chiliad 2016 Event. Players need at least Level 20 for it to trigger.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 1 Make Homer Drink Beer With Intensity 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto
Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2 Make Homer Recruit an Elite Chili Team 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Hey, Homer. Chief Wiggum just pulled me into the station.
Homer Annoyed Icon What did you do this time? Cherry bomb a toilet? Deface a statue? Drink a soda larger than sixty-four ounces?
Bart Icon Yes, yes, and no that was you. But this time he was bringing me in to give you a message.
Bart Sneaky Icon Wiggum says you better steer clear of the Chili Competition this year if you don't want to embarrass yourself again.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Ha! Good luck embarrassing a guy who almost won the Darwin Award three times.
Homer Sad Icon My greatest regret is that my heart started beating again.
Homer Serious Icon For this year's Chili Competition, I'm going to train like I've never trained before!

Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Space Coyote Icon Hoomer... Hommmer...
Space Coyote Annoyed Icon HOMER!
Homer Sleepy Icon What? Oh, hi peyote coyote. I thought I only saw you when I ate insanity peppers.
Space Coyote Icon Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave… like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.
Homer Serious Icon Great. Because nothing would make me more tranquil than beating the crap out of that loudmouth Wiggum!
Homer Thoughtful Icon But if I'm going to do this, I need more help than a figment of my imagination.
Space Coyote Icon We don't use that term anymore. We prefer “reality challenged.”

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon Gentlemen, I've brought each of you here for your specialized chili-making skills.
Roscoe Icon I know how to handle hot stuff, but I don't think I've ever eaten chili - just wrestled in it.
Moe Icon The only chili I know to make is pickled. And it's eggs.
Cletus Icon I ain't made chili since the police took away my cooking bathtub.
Lenny Icon I make chili by opening a can and reheating it with my car's radiator.
Carl Icon My chili is actually more of a deconstruction of the concept of chili. It's an opened can.
Apu Icon And I call my chili hot dog surprise. The surprise is that it contains no hot dogs.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Wow, I was only expecting THREE jokes about how bad you guys were. What a nice surprise!

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