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Celeb-o-mania
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Level Required

31

Number of Quests

19

Release Date

July 15, 2013

Preceded By

Military Antiques

Succeeded By

Rod And Todd

QuestsEdit

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Celeb-o-mania Pt.1 Build Wolfcastle's Mansion 1d 12h Cash100
XP10
Unlock: Wolfcastle
Celeb-o-mania Pt.2 Make Wolfcastle Exercise 4h Cash100
XP10
Egoin' Crazy Part 1 Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance 6h Cash100
XP10
Egoin' Crazy Part 2 Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield 12h Cash100
XP10
Celeb-o-mania Pt.3 Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste 8h Cash100
XP10
Climbing up to the D-List Pt.1 Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm
Make Cletus Yokel it up
12h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Climbing up to the D-List Pt.2 Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri 12h Cash100
XP10
Climbing up to the D-List Pt.3 Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili 12h Cash100
XP10
Celeb-o-mania Pt.4 Make Wolfcastle Pose
Make Mrs. Krabappel go for a Smoke Break (x3)
8h
10m
Cash100
XP10
Egoin' Crazy Part 3 Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video 4h Cash100
XP10
Egoin' Crazy Part 4 Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces 1d 12h Cash100
XP10
Celeb-o-mania Pt.5 Make Carl Drink at Moe's
Make Lenny Drink at Moe's
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Climbing up to the D-List Pt.4 Build the Pimento Grove
Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at the Pimento Grove
Make Moe Spook Patrons at the Pimento Grove
24h
12h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Climbing up to the D-List Pt.5 Make Marge Walk Maggie 8h Cash100
XP10
Celeb-o-mania Pt.6 Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow 60m Cash100
XP10
Celeb-o-mania Pt.7 Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion 24h Cash100
XP10
Climbing up to the D-List Pt.6 Make Wolfcastle Exercise 4h Cash100
XP10
Egoin' Crazy Part 5 Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage 12h Cash100
XP10
Now With Extra Hype(premium quest) Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype 16h Cash850
XP210

DialogueEdit

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest."
"We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service."
"And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around."
Smithers Icon "The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something."
Mr. Burns Icon "We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!"
Smithers Icon "I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family."
Mr. Burns Icon "Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up."
Quimby Icon "A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame."
Wolfcastle Icon "Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth."

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel."
"The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny."
Mr. Burns Icon "That's not all we got you."
"You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield."
Wolfcastle Icon "Distract?"
Mr. Burns Icon "Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain".
Wolfcastle Icon "TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond."

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon "Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for."
Brockman Icon "I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program."
Wolfcastle Icon "Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy."
"Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit."
Krusty Icon "You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg.'"

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon "Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight."
"Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?"

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Excellent."
"These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston."
"Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll."

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Cletus Icon "Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here."
Wolfcastle Icon "Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you."
Cletus Icon "Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?"
Wolfcastle Icon "I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony."

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area…"
"That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program."
Wolfcastle Icon "Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!"
"Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show?"
Wiggum Icon "I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show."
"I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams."
Wolfcastle Icon "Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is."
Wiggum Icon "It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win."
Wolfcastle Icon "This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri."
"For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food."

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!"
Homer Icon "But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it."
Wolfcastle Icon "I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive."
Homer Icon "I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper."

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon "Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits."
"I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have."
Mr. Burns Icon "Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "Skinner, I need real health insurance."
"I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!"
Wolfcastle Icon "Mrs. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!"

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon "I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight."
"It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla."
"Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!"

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you."
Brockman Icon *gulp* "I'm sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue."
Wolfcastle Icon "Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster."
Brockman Icon "By any chance, you wouldn't once again fall for the old "your laces are untied" bit, would you?"
Wolfcastle Icon "Vhut about my laces?"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "On closer inspection, these still are loafers."

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Carl Icon "Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike."
Lenny Icon "Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?"
"Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman…"
Carl Icon "and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV"

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon "Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser."
Wolfcastle Icon "Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later."
Moe Icon "The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms."
"I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie."
Wolfcastle Icon "You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits."
"You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it."
"It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt."
Moe Icon "Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people"

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!"
Marge Icon "I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today."
Bart Icon "What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy."
Marge Icon "Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives."

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon "Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you."
Wolfcastle Icon "Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?"
Mr. Burns Icon "I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!"
"I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin."
"We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil."
"Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important."
Wolfcastle Icon "If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do."
"Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them."

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns."
"Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?"
"Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk."
"Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit."
"That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot."
"All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?"
"I am being mocked across entertainment platforms."
"I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke."
"Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "You are cancelling 'America's Laziest Premises'? But it hasn't even aired!"
"How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!"
*click*
"They hung up on me."
"I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!"

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!"
Mr. Burns Icon "What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?"
Wolfcastle Icon "The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films."
"My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas."
"I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers."
"The movie costs $80 million so far, and hasn't even been written. Film is truly the hack work of kings!"

End Edit

Check in with Rainier's daughter, Greta, for further adventures with the Wolfcastle clan!
 
— System Message


Now With Extra HypeEdit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture."
"As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring."
"We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement."

Trivia Edit

  • Since the Level 46 update, once the questline is over, an in-game message suggests to get Greta Wolfcastle.

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