Western Civilization 101
Build Channel 6
100 10 Unlock: Brockman
All the News That's Fit to Slant
Make Brockman Do An Undercover Report
Good Night and Good Grief
Broadcast Channel 6 News
Start the Revelation Without Me
Make Brockman Record Eye On Springfield
Kent Buy Me Love...Or Ratings
Build the Brown House Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video
Build Weather Station Broadcast the Weather Report
"Springfield is calm and happy. I can't have that!" "No one will vote for me if they don't have made-up fears that I can pretend to save them from." "This reasonableness will not stand!" "We need to rebuild Channel 6 news to bring confusion and misinformation back to the medias!"
"This just in: me! I'm Channel 6's sole survivor... and also the sports anchor and weather girl."
"Kent Brockman. You were brought back for one reason and one reason only -- to bring fear mongering back to the every day airwaves."
"And I am the perfect man for that job! Just give me four hours in the makeup chair and I'll be good to go!"
"Tonight: meet America's fattest kitten!" "But first -- Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's explosion causes horror and destruction of epic proportions!" "Luckily, I've survived to tell the tale, and you've survived to watch it and buy the stuff in the commercials."
"This story of disaster and death needs a little more juice!"
"Mr. Brockman, there is a book which I urge you to read."
"The one I wrote? I haven't read it yet, but I hear it's good."
"No, the Bible!" "Perhaps it can give you some context on the destruction of Springfield and rebirth of this new Springfield by the touch of a greater power." "I beg you: do your job!"
"Fascinating... Now here's an angle I can exploit! This'll look great on my audtion tape for Good Morning, Winnipeg!"
"The rating on your Biblical segment was bad. Krusty re-run bad."
"This is Pilitzer-level infotainment! Why isn't anyone watching? Did you see it?"
"Sorry, but like everyone else under the age of 75, I get all my news from the Internet." "And this story is old! It's been T'd, RT'd, and MT'd hundred times by now."
"It rained on my walk again! Damn you, Brockman, I'm wrinkled enough already! We need our weather report!" "Not all of us are young enough to get all our news off the Radio Typewriter Box, you know."
"Fine! We'll bring back the Weather report -- but I won't smile!"