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Cheap Space Homer
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Event

Deep Space Homer 2016 Event

Release Date

January 21st, 2016

Number of Quests

8

Preceded By

Mars Won

Side Quests

Narobics
The Space Bar
Nightfall?

Succeeded By

Space Trek

Cheap Space Homer is a limited time questline released on January 21st, 2016 with the Deep Space Homer 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1 Make Quimby Work Out Payments
Earn NARA Certification Stars (x2)
3hr
-
Cash100, XP10,
Space Training Center
Quimby
The Quest Narobics starts
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 2 Earn NARA Certification Stars (x10) - Cash100, XP10,
Deep Space Homer
Quimby
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 3 Tap the Space Training Center
Earn NARA Certification Stars (x30)
-
-
Cash100, XP10,
Shuttle Hangar
Deep Space Homer
The Quest The Space Bar starts
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 4 Make Associates Collect Payments* (x3)
Earn NARA Certification Stars (x45)
3h
-
Cash100, XP10,
Deep Space Homer's Gather Insect Specimens job
Quimby
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 5 Make Deep Space Homer Gather Insect Specimens
Earn NARA Certification Stars (x50)
8h
-
Cash100, XP10,
Deep Space Homer's Walk Like a Hero job
Lisa
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6 Make Simpsons Put Rocket Ship Together** (x4)
Earn NARA Certification Stars (x100)
3h
-
Cash100, XP10,
Upgraded Rocket Launch Pad
Deep Space Homer
The Quest Nightfall? starts if the player has Springfield Observatory.
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7 Make Homer Launch the Space Ship 6s Cash100
XP10
Quimby
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 8 Make Homer Put Out Rocket Fuel Fires 2h Cash100
XP10
Auto

* Associates include: Don Vittorio, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie. Snake.
** Simpsons include Bart, Grampa, Homer, Lisa, Marge.

Dialogue Edit

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Smug Icon With our new space program, think of all the hot alien women we can grope inappropriately.
Quimby Embarrassed Icon Er, I mean all the fascinating scientific discoveries we can grope inappropriately.
Lisa Confused Icon While the universe is very large, Mayor Quimby, we have yet to discover alien life.
Ned Icon There's the Sky Finger. Our intelli-didily-gent designer.
Professor Frink Sad Icon Mayor Quimby, out of respect to science, can we please stop holding meetings with random people in the room?
Quimby Icon Sorry but I welcome all constituents who want to observe our government's dignity and professionalism in action. Now let's cut some space checks!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon At the very least, this space program might help kids see that learning is fun!
Professor Frink Icon I hope so. Then again, I said the same about my Henry David Tho-robot.
Lisa Curious Icon Didn't that robot go crazy and try to stab someone?
Professor Frink Angry Icon No! It was PROGRAMMED to go crazy and try to stab someone. Big difference.

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon This space program needs an astronaut! Someone both capable of earning NARA certification stars and relatable to the common man.
Homer Icon Look. I know you're hinting at me coming out of astronaut retirement but I gave all that up when I learned I could get astronaut ice cream on Earth.
Lisa Curious Icon You were an astronaut?
Homer Confused Icon You don't remember? I trained, went into space, survived an emergency landing? I also held up the Inanimate Carbon Rod at the parade.
Quimby Happy Icon You were the Inanimate Carbon Rod holder? Why didn't you say so?
Homer Serious Icon No one remembers? That does it -- I'm entering the NARA certification program.
Professor Frink Icon Great! All you need to do is sign your name.
Homer Serious Icon Too much work. I quit.

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Space Homer Sad Icon How come we have to do all this work to get launched into space when rocks get catapulted right away.
Herman Icon Psst. Homer. I think I might have an easier way to earn your NARA stars.
Deep Space Homer Icon If it's steroids, I'm not interested. My testicles are finally at a size I like.
Herman Icon There's another way. Why earn stars when you can make stars?
Deep Space Homer Icon So… you're a wizard?
Herman Icon Give me money and I'll give you fake NARA stars. I don't know how to break it down more than that.
Collect counterfeit stars at the Space Training Center every 3 hours.
 
— System Message.


End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Sad Icon Homer, I'm worried that all this training to become an astronaut is too much for you.
Marge Icon Plus you seem to be going through our aluminum foil budget a lot quicker than I planned for.
Deep Space Homer Icon Don't worry Marge, we're almost finished! All we need is to somehow get our hands on a space shuttle.
Marge Surprised Icon There isn't even a space shuttle?
Deep Space Homer Icon Mayor Quimby bought a hangar without realizing the shuttle inside isn't included. First rule of space: always read the fine print. Second rule of space: don’t try to breathe.

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon I could build us a state of the art space shuttle in no time. At least next to no time if you rushed it with few donuts.
Quimby Icon Great! How much is that gonna cost -- two yoga mats and a sprig of mistletoe?
Professor Frink Icon 50 billion dollars. But it's worth every penny... right down to its novelty smashed penny machine.
Quimby Annoyed Icon How about instead I buy this vintage USSR shuttle from 1963?
Quimby Icon It doesn't have NARA certification, but it does have Kremlin's Seal of Not Having Killed Too Many Dogs.
Quimby Smug Icon I just need to take out a totally legit business loan.
Fat Tony Icon Aw yes! I am here from a legitimate business to provide a legitimate business loan.
Fat Tony Icon Just don't get behind on payments or I'll legitimately break your legs. Capisce?

End Edit

You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Gather Insect Specimens" animated job!
 
— System Message


Cheap Space Homer Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon Dad, I thought Mom talked you out of this! Do you know how dangerous it is to fly a spaceship?
Deep Space Homer Icon Of course I do, honey. Daddy was an astronaut, remember?
Lisa Nagging Icon No one in the town does, remember?
Lisa Nagging Icon But if you're going to do this, at least let me teach you the basic science skills you need to survive.
Deep Space Homer Annoyed Icon I keep hearing that from coworkers at the nuclear plant. I don't need to come home and hear it from my family, too!
Deep Space Homer Icon I suppose I could practice collecting ant samples like I will on Mars. Although I hear ants on Mars are ten feet tall and wear top hats.
Lisa Icon Alright, lesson one: learning to tell the difference between science and fever dreams.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Space Homer Icon Woohoo! I always knew I had it in me.
Professor Frink Icon If by “it” you mean disturbingly soft bones and a heart composed of 40% soft cheeses, then yes.
Professor Frink Sad Icon I can't help but feel I'll be to blame if things go horribly-
Deep Space Homer Sad Icon Right? You were going to say if things go horribly right?
Professor Frink Icon Just remember, when you die -- I mean if -- no I definitely mean when -- you'll die a hero!
You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Walk Like a Hero" animated job!
 
— System Message


Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Space Homer Icon Weather clear, potato chips opened, bladder empty, neck pillow fluffed, talking aloud commenced.
Deep Space Homer Icon Oops, almost forgot – tray table up!
Deep Space Homer Sad Icon Now to just hit the launch button… Where's the launch button?
Professor Frink Icon Hold up just a moment there! A shuttle lacks the necessary propulsion to take it into orbit without rockets!
Professor Frink Icon Plus it should be on the launch pad.
Deep Space Homer Annoyed Icon Don't use your high brow science speak to confuse me Frink! I know what I'm doing... at least as far as space-toilets go.
Marge Icon Don't worry about what he says Homer, we'll help you put it all together. How hard can it be?
Lisa Annoyed Icon It's not like it's rocket science or anything.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Voila! I formulated the rocket fuel in the basement with a D.I.Y. video on Viewtube!
Lisa Icon Plus learned some interesting life hacks and read some very hateful comments.
Professor Frink Icon Lisa, I could not do this without your brilliant mind, nor your mother's equally brilliant rice crispy treats.
Deep Space Homer Annoyed Icon Hey! I deserve some of the credit. I'm the one who snuck in the plutonium for an extra big bang.
Professor Frink Sad Icon By Glaven's ghost! Plutonium? That could destroy us all! Although I suppose it all won't matter soon...
Lisa Curious Icon What do you mean?
Professor Frink Icon Oh, it's still research in progress. But I'll share my findings with you at the Springfield Observatory's slam poetry event and intellectual salon.
Gather Lisa and other intellectual elite at the Springfield Observatory for more information on the hypothetical end of times and to hear some slam poetry.
 
— System Message


Your Rocket Launch Pad has been upgraded!
 
— System Message


Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7 Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Happy Icon Good news, Homer! The Inanimate Carbon Rod re-entered the atmosphere and has been recovered!
Quimby Icon So you're off the hook. The rod can take over the mission and you can go back to being... what were you before? A bum?
Deep Space Homer Annoyed Icon Mark my words. No rod – inanimate carbon, Serling or Stewart – will steal my thunder. I trained for this mission, and I will carry it out!
Deep Space Homer Sad Icon Now is the rocket ship automatic or stick? Because I can't drive a stick.
Professor Frink Sad Icon I'm starting to regret not paying more attention during the training process.

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 8 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Space Homer Sad Icon Sorry, I didn't realize the parking brake was still on. And that Houston was not our destination.
Professor Frink Angry Icon Homer, you might be the worst astronaut in world history.
Deep Space Homer Sad Icon Even worse than the chimpanzees?
Professor Frink Angry Icon Even worse than that Collins guy!
Astronaut Barney Annoyed Icon The least you could do is put out the fires you caused! Some of us sober astronauts are serious about getting into space!
Deep Space Homer Annoyed Icon Fine. I'll put out the literal fires but I refuse to try to fix any of the emotional ones.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Homer, you really saved the day!
Professor Frink Angry Icon Saved the day? He crushed our dreams, ruined our space program, and called me a nerd on several occasions!
Quimby Icon But Homer's incompetence gave the Inanimate Carbon Rod the opportunity to pry open the water valve and douse those fires.
Professor Frink Icon That rod deserves another ticker tape parade! And I deserve another bribe from the ticker tape lobby.

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