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Chew It Over
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Event

Wild West 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

April 19, 2016

Number of Quests

5

Chew It Over is a side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Gummy Joe.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Chew It Over Pt. 1 Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers 60m Cash100
XP10
Auto
Chew It Over Pt. 2 Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout 4h Cash100
XP10
Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 3 Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger
-
6h
Cash100
XP10
Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 4 Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon
-
6h
Cash100
XP10
Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 5 Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum 8h Cash100
XP10
Gummy Joe

Dialogue Edit

Chew It Over Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Surprised Icon Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic!
Lisa Icon Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to.
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon I guess I'll have to find a new market.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Icon Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!
Selma Icon Why would I want to give up smoking?
Gummy Joe Icon Why, because it's bad for you!
Selma Icon It's literally the only thing I have in my life.
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon Okay, but...
Selma Icon I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.
Gummy Joe Sad Icon Uh...........
Selma Happy Icon Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?

Chew It Over Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.
Gummy Joe Icon Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Icon Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?
Gummy Joe Icon Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no.
Gummy Joe Happy Icon They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!
Apu Icon High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.
Apu Happy Icon Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties!

Chew It Over Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Sad Icon Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?
Bart Confused Icon No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT.
Bart Icon It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting...
Bart Happy Icon ...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Icon You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?
Krusty Icon It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back.
Krusty Annoyed Icon Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!

Chew It Over Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Happy Icon I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!
Milhouse Icon What are baseball cards?
Gummy Joe Happy Icon Heh-heh. Something all boys love.
Milhouse Icon Come to think of it, what's baseball?
Gummy Joe Icon A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.
Milhouse Sad Icon Sounds boring.
Gummy Joe Icon It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.
Gummy Joe Icon You mean, fellas like you?
Comic Book Guy Icon I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.
Gummy Joe Sad Icon Not a pretty picture.

Chew It Over Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Sad Icon It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.
Gummy Joe Sad Icon I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?
Gummy Joe Icon Uh... what do you need ‘em for?
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?
Gummy Joe Happy Icon Well heck yes they could!
Mr. Burns Icon Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.
Gummy Joe Happy Icon Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business!

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