“ | Worst. Unlock Screen. Ever. | ” |
— Comic Book Guy's Unlock Message.
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Comic Book Guy, sometimes shortened to CBG, is a non-premium character in the Business Owners character collection. He is unlocked upon building the store he owns; Android's Dungeon.
About
Jeffrey "Jeff" Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy, is the overweight, geeky proprietor of the comic book store, the Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. Though thought to be an antagonist, he is actually just sarcastic, surly, and insulting at certain points.
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Jobs
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Binge-Watch TV on Free Wifi | 1 2 |
2m | Coffee Shop | |
Trip To Lard Lad | 15 5 |
5m | Lard Lad Donuts | |
Go For A Checkup | 17 5 |
10m | Hibbert Family Practice | |
Eat At Krusty Burger | 40 10 |
30m | Krusty Burger | |
Attend a Convention | 40 10 |
30m | Convention Center | |
Eat At Gulp 'N' Blow | 70 17 |
60m | Gulp 'N' Blow | |
Read A Comic Book | 110 27 |
2h | - | |
Gather Plastic | 10 | 2h | Plastic Depot | |
Attend Mensa Meeting | 135 35 |
3h | Gazebo | |
Eat At Skip's Diner | 175 45 |
4h | Skip's Diner | |
Dine at the Swanky Fish | 300 75 |
5h | Swanky Fish | |
Interact with other Unsocial Intellects | 300 75 |
5h | Springfield Observatory | |
Watch and Despise A Movie | 350 90 |
6h | Aztec Theatre | |
Visit the Vast Waistband | 250 60 |
7h | The Vast Waistband | |
Assault the Bandit Fort | 420 105 |
8h | Bandit Fort | |
Visit The Java Server | 275 70 |
8h | The Java Server | |
Eat a Buffet Meal | 525 130 |
10h | Up, Up and Buffet! | |
Cosplay | 420 100 |
12h | - | |
Sell Comics | 600 150 |
24h | Android's Dungeon |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Become A Slackivist | 40 10 |
30m | The Java Server | Scandalous Spending Pt. 3 | |
Attend Court Hearing | 175 45 |
4h | Court House | Scandalous Spending Pt. 6 |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Sell Celebrity Autograph Vouchers | 4 45 |
4h | Android's Dungeon | Weird Al-Truism |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Go to Stu's Disco | 275 70 |
8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 | |
Eat at the Frying Dutchman | 275 70 |
8h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 | |
Eat at Luigi's | 275 70 |
8h | Luigi's | Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 | |
Storm Police Station | 420 100 |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 | |
Check in with Fat Tony | 420 100 |
12h | Businessman's Social Club | Running With The Bullies Pt. 11 | |
Protest | 600 150 |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 | |
Serve Time | 600 150 |
24h | Springfield Penitentiary | Crackdown Pt. 2 | |
Pig Out At The Frying Dutchman | 750 200 |
1d 12h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2 |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Eat at Krustyland Burger | 12 10 |
30m | Krustyland Burger | |
Visit the Gift Shop | 21 17 |
60m | Gift Shop | |
Ride Radioactive Man Ride | 52 45 |
4h | Radioactive Man: The Ride | |
Ride the Eyeballs of Death | 126 105 |
8h | Eyeballs of Death | |
Ride the Happy Elves Ride | 105 90 |
10h | Happy Little Elves Ride | |
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper | 126 100 |
12h | Scratchy's Flea Dipper | |
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl | 166 125 |
16h | Twirl ‘n’ Hurl | |
Stay at Krustyland Hotel | 180 150 |
24h | Krustyland Hotel |
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Jobs Involved
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- Get Help Crossing the Street - 2h
- Engage in Single Combat - 4h
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Quotes
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Oooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." | "Oh, yes." | "Heh" | "Alrighty, then." |
"No!" | |||
"Mm-hm" | |||
"Hmm" |
Costumes
Trivia
- In the Season 25 Married to the Blob episode, Comic Book Guy gets married to Kumiko Nakamura.
- Comic Book Guy briefly dated Agnes Skinner on the eleventh episode of Season 12.
- His line about loneliness and cheese-burgers is directly taken from My Sister, My Sitter.
- He got a new icon with the Tap Ball 2015 Event.
- He is the second character to have got a different neutral icon. The first one being Dr. Hibbert.
- All their costumes appear in a character collection.