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Oktoberfest 2015 Promotion

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Release Date

September 30, 2015

Number of Quests


Coptoberfest is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Wiggum and his Beer Stein Wiggum's costume. It was released on September 30, 2015, during the Oktoberfest 2015 Promotion.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Coptoberfest Pt. 1 Make Beer Stein Wiggum Drink Undercover
Make Lou (Reluctantly) Investigate (Bogus) Case*
Make Eddie (Reluctantly) Investigate (Bogus) Case*
Coptoberfest Pt. 2 Make Beer Stein Wiggum Teach Kids to "Just Pour it Out"
Make Kearney Go To School*
Beer Stein Wiggum
Coptoberfest Pt. 3 Make Beer Stein Wiggum Buy Beer for Bullies 12h Cash100
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Coptoberfest Pt. 4 Make Beer Stein Wiggum Buy a Keg 12h Cash100
Beer Stein Wiggum
Round Up the Usual Suspects Make Lou Investigate the Case*
Make Eddie Investigate the Case*
Coptoberfest Pt. 5 Make Beer Stein Wiggum Roll Uncontrollably 60m Cash100
Beer Stein Wiggum

* will only appear if the player has unlocked them.


Coptoberfest Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lou Icon "Chief, come on, we've had zero reported cases of underage drinking."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "Drunk kids aren't dumb enough to just stumble around in public like drunk adults."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "I need to look like them, think like them, and above all else - drink like them."
Lou Icon "So you are going to get drunk and expense the police department for your Halloween costume again?"
Beer Stein Wiggum Guilty Icon "Once you pee in it, you can't return it. And I always pee in it."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "Now stick to your job, Lou, and stop busting my chops just for breaking the law."

Coptoberfest Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Kearney Icon "What do you want, freak?"
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "I wanna hang out and drink with my fellow youths, as well as educate them as a peer about the dangers of drinking, as well as possibly arrest them. But honestly I can't tell if you're a youth."
Kearney Icon "Depends. Not according to the DMV. But I'm technically a fetus according to Springfield Elementary's reading comprehension test."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "I'll go straight to the source at Springfield Elementary! That's a great idea, Kearney!"
Kearney Icon "What is? You're talking in text bubbles, and I can't read."

Coptoberfest Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Jimbo Smug Icon "Me and the other boys really liked your message and want to help spread the word!"
Beer Stein Wiggum Happy Icon "That's great! Pressure from peers is a tried and true method of getting kids to stop harmful behaviors."
Dolph Icon "We want to “Just Pour It Out” in front of everyone! But they won't let us buy beer at the store for the demonstration."
Beer Stein Wiggum Happy Icon "I've never been prouder to be an officer of the law – of course I'll buy you kids beer."
Dolph Icon "Thanks Chief! We've got a lot of peers so get us a case."

Coptoberfest Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Jimbo Icon "That was so *hic* successful, we want to spread the message to an *hic* even wider audience."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "It's nice to see today's youth so excited that they can't even walk a straight line or keep from vomiting."
Dolph Icon "A single beer isn't cutting it anymore, what with social media and whatever. The youth of today need something bigger, more impressive, something they can tap into."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "You mean like a keg?"
Dolph Icon "I mean if you think that's the best idea, Officer Wiggum, let's do it. IPA this time. Don't cheap out."
Beer Stein Wiggum Icon "Always happy to make the responsible choice. Mind holding my gun while I go inside?"

Round Up the Usual Suspects Edit

Character Dialogue
Lou Icon "Huh, another slow-walking streaker. It looks like there's an underage drinking problem after all."
Eddie Icon "Want to round up the usual suspects?"
Lou Icon "Nah, let's just assume it was the Chief's fault."

Coptoberfest Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lou Icon "Well, Chief, we were wrong. There is a youth alcoholism problem."
Beer Stein Wiggum Happy Icon "Wiggum's right again! Once we find the source, boys, the first round's on me!"
Eddie Icon "Actually, it looks like the source is you. We're gonna have to arrest you."
Beer Stein Wiggum Surprised Icon "Arrest me?! But I'm your Chief! There must be another punishment that lets me retain my dignity!"
Lou Icon "Fine. Eddie, hit him with the hose."