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Count Burns
Count Burns Icon

Event

Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event

Release Date

October 1, 2013

Number of Quests

6

Count Burns is a quest from the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event. It requires the Count Burns costume for Mr. Burns.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Reward
Count Burns Pt. 1 Make Count Burns Rub Lotion into his Wings Cash100
XP 10
Count Burns Pt. 2 Make Count Burns Stalk Victims Cash100
XP 10
Count Burns Pt. 3 Make Count Burns Drink Homer's Blood

Make Homer get sucked

Cash100
XP 10
Count Burns Pt. 4 Make Count Burns Drink Blood Cash100
XP 10
Count Burns Pt. 5 Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae Cash100
XP 10
Count Burns Pt. 6 Build the Springfield General Hospital

Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation

Cash100
XP 10

DialogueEdit

Count Burns Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon "Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet."

"Now to take in bat form and bat-errify the city!"
"Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner."

Count Burns Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.

Count Burns Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing."
Count Burns Icon "Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?"

"Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch."

Homer Icon You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
Count Burns Icon "I don’t see any garlic."
Homer Icon "I… uh… oh. I ate it."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon "Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still to short to get through his neck fat."

Count Burns Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon "Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die."

"Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Otto Icon " Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.:

"Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children."

Count Burns Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon " I don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley."

Count Burns Pt. 6Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon "Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live."

"I need a more reliable source of healthy food."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Herman Icon "Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital."

"Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood."

Count Burns Icon "Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes."
Herman Icon "And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?"
Count Burns Icon "Juicers."

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