Country on the Inside
Lurleen Icon

Level Required


Release Date

December , 2014

Number of Quests


Country on the Inside is a premium questline which was released with the Level 48 update. It started once the player had purchased the Beer-N-Brawl.


Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Country on the Inside Pt. 1 Place Barbecue Pit
Make Lurleen Barbecue Some Roadkill
24h Cash100
Country on the Inside Pt. 2 Make Lurleen Perform a Gig
Make Springfielders Drink at Beer -N-Brawl
Country on the Inside Pt. 3 Make Marge Write a Smear Article 24h Cash100
Country on the Inside Pt. 4 Make Moe do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen
Make Marge Do a Load of Laundry
1d12h Cash100
Country on the Inside Pt. 5 Make Lurleen Play Country Guitar 12h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Country on the Inside, Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lurleen Icon "There was a time when singing at the Beer-N-Brawl was the highlight of my day."
Lurleen Icon "Now I'm just hoping one of those beer bottles being thrown at my head will knock me out of this funk."
Cletus Icon "Less talkin', more singin'!"
Lurleen Icon "I'm too depressed to sing the blues. If only there was an even sadder way to express myself."
Homer Icon "How about poetry?"
Homer Icon "Those guys seem pretty depressed. Probably from their lack of job prospects and general public disrespect."
Lurleen Icon "Nah, Jewel has said all there needs to be said in verse."
Lurleen Icon "Hey, what about grunge music? It makes you frown just by saying it."
Lurleen Icon "Grunge. Grunge. Makes me feel like an unclean toilet."
Homer Icon "I guess the nineties are having a comeback."
Homer Icon "Plus you can keep wearing all your plaid shirts from your country days."
Lurleen Icon "Then it's settled. I'm starting a grunge band. But first I need to find some band mates."
Cletus Icon "How you fixin' to do that?"
Lurleen Icon "Simple – Craigslist."
Lurleen Icon "I'll post an ad for a barbecue pit, buy it, throw a barbecue, and hope some potential band mates show up."
Lurleen Icon "It's fool proof!"

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Boy, Lurleen. This is some of the best grilled mystery meat I've ever had."
Homer Icon "And I buy my meat from the Kwik-E-Mart."
Apu Icon "Our meat is 100% accounted for, 90% of the time."
Lurleen Icon "Homer, it's so good to see you. With this new band starting up, it would be great to have a manager again."
Homer Icon "I DO have experience in both the fields of band management and grunge music."
Lurleen Icon "Wow! You are as qualified as you are handsome."
Lurleen Icon "Are you sure Marge will be OK with it?"
Homer Icon "Of COURSE she'll be OK with it."
Homer Icon "Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together... what could she possibly complain about?"
Marge Icon "Grrrrr..."
Smithers Icon "I'd love to play percussion in your ensemble, as long as it doesn't interfere with my job. I work 9am to 9am."
Willie Icon "Room for one more? I've always had a wee soft spot for grunge."
Willie Icon "Willie ain't an open book."
Homer Icon "Sounds like you've got yourself a band! I'm so happy!"
Homer Icon "But you're also out of potato salad, so I don't really know how to feel."

Country on the Inside, Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Grunge band? Check."
Homer Icon "Ace manager? Check."
Homer Icon "Sexy lead singer? Check."
Homer Icon "Franz Kafka's nationality? Czech!"
Lurleen Icon "So what do we do now, Homer?"
Homer Icon "First order of business – free beer at the Beer-N-Brawl!"
Lurleen Icon "And the band will play?"
Homer Icon "Oh, right. You should probably play a show as well. I'm sure we can squeeze you in somewhere."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Great news – I've brought your band into the twenty first century!"
Lurleen Icon "With what? A social media campaign? ViewTube videos? Viral marketing?"
Homer Icon "Even better. I strapped a megaphone to the roof of my car."
Homer Icon "Listen up! Everyone get to the Beer-N-Brawl for free beer!"
Lurleen Icon "Uh, and to listen to my new grunge band: Forever Alone!"
Homer Icon "Please don't interrupt me when I'm megaphoning."
Homer Icon "Free beer!"

Country on the Inside, Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "Homer, I don't want to seem like the jealous wife –"
Marge Icon "But please stop spending time with women other than me."
Homer Icon "Is this about Princess Kashmir and her proposed blimp trip?"
Marge Icon "What? No!"
Homer Icon "Well then forget I said that."
Homer Icon "Also, on an unrelated note, do you have any spare helium or hydrogen?"
Marge Icon "It's about Lurleen – I don't want you hanging around with that trollop."
Homer Icon "Marge, there's nothing to be afraid of."
Homer Icon "It's just me, music, women, money, endless booze, and a live-like-there's-no-tomorrow attitude."
Marge Icon "If you won't listen to reason, I'll have to confront Lurleen directly…by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character."
Homer Icon "Mention that there's free beer at the Beer-N-Brawl."

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Character Dialogue
Lurleen Icon "This article in Smear magazine says my songs were stolen from Sadgasm!"
Homer Icon "Hey, that's my old band!"
Homer Icon "I didn't know anyone still remembered us."
Homer Icon "No one did on the VH1 special "Try Not To Remember The 1990's"."
Brockman Icon "This is Kent Brockman ambushing you live from a bush. How does it feel to be a fraud?"
Lurleen Icon "We're not frauds! We didn't steal ANY songs!"
Homer Icon "I dunno, that's not what this article quotes me as saying..."
Brockman Icon "Please don't fight without the cameras rolling, otherwise we're just going to make you do it again."
Lurleen Icon "We're not fighting! I didn't do anything wrong."
Brockman Icon "That's what they all say. But then we edit, edit, edit and bingo: guilty confession!"

Country on the Inside, Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "That article was supposed to make Lurleen LESS popular."
Marge Icon "Now the press is all over her and there's talk of a Sadgasm reunion tour."
Marge Icon "I need a stiff drink! One cranberry juice please."
Marge Icon "Homer can't wear flannel nowadays! Whenever he lies down, ants attack him thinking he's a picnic blanket."
Moe Icon "Could also be the bits of sandwich he's always got stuck to his cheeks."
Moe Icon "God I miss Homer."
Moe Icon "Without those sandwich bits, the rats have started to go after the smaller customers."
Moe Icon "I lost three kids with fake IDs that way."
Marge Icon "Well, if the printed page didn't destroy her career, what will?"
Moe Icon "You're thinking too small! We need to make a slanderous documentary that exposes all of Lurleen Lumpkins's dark secrets."
Moe Icon "I've been going through her trash so I know a few of them already."
Marge Icon "But we just came up with this idea now! How did you know to start going through her trash?"
Moe Icon "Look, do you want Lurleen's dark secrets or not?"
Marge Icon "I want them. I want them strewn all over town like dirty laundry."
Marge Icon "Which reminds me I've got a flannel shirt covered in ants I have to wash."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Wow. I had no idea you had such a dark and twisted past, Lurleen!"
Lurleen Icon "I do not! That movie was full of lies and slander!"
Lurleen Icon "It's like Hollywood doesn't have any respect for the truth!"
Cletus Icon "You take that back about Hollywood. My cousin was the pig from Babe."
Lurleen Icon "Homer, that bit about my previous managers all dying of mysterious causes was completely false."
Lurleen Icon "I just marry them and then they leave me."
Lurleen Icon "By way of coffin."
Lurleen Icon "You have to believe me."
Homer Icon "I don't know. That movie might not have had facts, or accurate sources, or evidence, but it did have a CG robot!"

Country on the Inside, Pt. 5 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lurleen Icon "This grunge business isn't getting me out of my depression like I thought it would."
Lurleen Icon "Apparently being sad all the time doesn't make you happy."
Lurleen Icon "I miss the country lifestyle – the cowboy boots hiding switch blades, the big trucks, the starry skies, the women with large hairdos hiding switchblades."
Homer Icon "But you're a grunge natural!"
Homer Icon "It's like every crowd's energy is lower than the last."
Lurleen Icon "I can't live like this."
Lurleen Icon "I need open air, belt buckles in the shape of states, and jello being counted as a salad."
Lurleen Icon "I'm going back to singing country songs all alone."
Homer Icon "Does that mean no more free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl...?"
Homer Icon "I quit!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "I'm sorry Lurleen. I realize now that I was just being a jealous housewife."
Marge Icon "I spread all those lies so that you'd fall from grace."
Lurleen Icon "Oh, your jealousy was very much justified. I made several passes at Homer, but he didn't understand a single one of them."
Homer Icon "She kept wanting me to go back to her hotel room, but why eat out of a mini-fridge when you can eat out of a normal fridge?"
Lurleen Icon "I guess I lost a man I never had, and a career I never fully understood. I also lost thirty-five cents the other day."
Marge Icon "Lurleen, that's the makings of a great country song!"
Lurleen Icon "About the thirty-five cents? I know."
Marge Icon "Well, is there anything we can do to help?"
Lurleen Icon "Buy my CD?"
Marge Icon "Ummm… no."

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