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Cover Squirrel
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Event

Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event

Level Required

37

Release Date

November 3, 2015

Number of Quests

5

Cover Squirrel is a limited time premium side questline involving the character Luann and her Squirrel Luann costume. It was released on November 3, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Cover Squirrel Pt. 1 Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women's Rights 4h Cash100
XP10
Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 2 Make Springfield Women Buy Ghost Costumes (x5) 60m Cash100
XP10
Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 3 Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit 2h Cash100
XP10
Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 4 Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume 8h Cash100
XP10
Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 5 Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits (x5) 8h Cash100
XP10
Luann

Dialogue Edit

Cover Squirrel Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lenny Yay Icon "Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel."
Carl Happy Icon "Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree!"
Lenny Yay Icon "Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time!"
Squirrel Luann Angry Icon "That is so sexist!"
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Miss Springfield Icon "You're right, Luann, people are always saying I'm easy just cause-a the way I dress."
Miss Springfield Icon "I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first!"

Cover Squirrel Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Squirrel Luann Angry Icon "Ladies, it's time we teach the men a lesson!"
Squirrel Luann Angry Icon "Boycott sexy Halloween costumes!"
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "This year, we'll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Sad Icon "This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year."
Patty Icon "I feel like I'm wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu."
Luann Excited Icon "Perfect! That's exactly the look we're going for!"

Cover Squirrel Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Luann Ghost Icon "Hello Kirk!"
Kirk Sad Icon "Uh, hello. Who is that?"
Luann Ghost Icon "It's me, Luann. I'm going as a ghost this Halloween 'you know, because of sexism."
Kirk Sad Icon "Oh, that's great. Good job. I can't even tell you're a woman right now."
Luann Ghost Icon "Well, my voice…"
Kirk Icon "No! That doesn't give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Squirrel Luann Happy Icon "Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I'll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel."

Cover Squirrel Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Squirrel Luann Icon "Actually, I'm glad I'm back in this outfit."
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "I didn't eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified."
Squirrel Luann Icon "I choose it – so actually it's empowering."
Squirrel Luann Happy Icon "Being a feminist is fun!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Patty Angry Icon "What's going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume?"
Squirrel Luann Icon "I'm making a feminist statement – If I'm the one doing the degrading – it doesn't matter if it's me that's being degraded…"
Patty Happy Icon "Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C'mon ladies, let's get our sexy on!"

Cover Squirrel Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bernice Hibbert Icon "If you got it, flaunt it!"
Selma Happy Icon "Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it!"
Marge Wink Icon "Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon "I have an idea – Let's objectify the men!"
Homer Happy Icon "Yes, please!"


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