Cover Squirrel

Cover Squirrel
Event	Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event
Level Required	37
Release Date	November 3, 2015
Number of Quests	5

Cover Squirrel is a limited time premium side questline involving the character Luann and her Squirrel Luann costume. It was released on November 3, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Cover Squirrel Pt. 1	Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women's Rights	4h	100 10	Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 2	Make Springfield Women Buy Ghost Costumes (x5)	60m	100 10	Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 3	Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit	2h	100 10	Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 4	Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume	8h	100 10	Luann
Cover Squirrel Pt. 5	Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits (x5)	8h	100 10	Luann

Dialogue

Cover Squirrel Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel."
	"Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree!"
	"Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time!"
	"That is so sexist!"
	"A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"You're right, Luann, people are always saying I'm easy just cause-a the way I dress."
	"I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first!"

Cover Squirrel Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Ladies, it's time we teach the men a lesson!"
	"Boycott sexy Halloween costumes!"
	"This year, we'll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year."
	"I feel like I'm wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu."
	"Perfect! That's exactly the look we're going for!"

Cover Squirrel Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Hello Kirk!"
	"Uh, hello. Who is that?"
	"It's me, Luann. I'm going as a ghost this Halloween 'you know, because of sexism."
	"Oh, that's great. Good job. I can't even tell you're a woman right now."
	"Well, my voice…"
	"No! That doesn't give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I'll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel."

Cover Squirrel Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Actually, I'm glad I'm back in this outfit."
	"I didn't eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified."
	"I choose it – so actually it's empowering."
	"Being a feminist is fun!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"What's going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume?"
	"I'm making a feminist statement – If I'm the one doing the degrading – it doesn't matter if it's me that's being degraded…"
	"Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C'mon ladies, let's get our sexy on!"

Cover Squirrel Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"If you got it, flaunt it!"
	"Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it!"
	"Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"I have an idea – Let's objectify the men!"
	"Yes, please!"