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Coyote Oldie
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Event

Wild West 2016 Event

Level Required

9 (Part 1)
29 (Parts 2 - 4)

Release Date

April 19, 2016

Number of Quests

4

Coyote Oldie is a premium side quest line involving the building Wilted Rose. It was released on April 19, 2016, during the Wild West 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Coyote Oldie Pt. 1 Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams 8h Cash100
XP10
Skinner
Coyote Oldie Pt. 2 Make Agnes Wait Tables
Make Belle Keep the Books*
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Agnes
Coyote Oldie Pt. 3 Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show
Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show
Make Belle Post Show Clips Online*
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Agnes
Coyote Oldie Pt. 4 Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place
Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show (x3)
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Agnes

*Only appears if the player has Belle.

Dialogue Edit

Coyote Oldie Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Sad Icon The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in.
Skinner Puzzled Icon Who would POSSIBLY remember that?
Agnes Icon You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags.
Agnes Angry Icon HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?
Agnes Angry Icon At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from “weird-but-funny” to just plain “off-putting.”

Coyote Oldie Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Agnes Angry Icon Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!
Skinner Annoyed Icon How I wish I'd never let you watch “Game of Thrones,” Mother.
Belle Icon Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.
Belle Icon And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?
Agnes Icon *giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother.
Belle Surprised Icon Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!
Belle Icon Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me.
Agnes Icon I suppose I could wait tables or something.
Skinner Surprised Icon Mother, you cannot be considering this!
Agnes Icon So long as it bothers you, I'm in!

Coyote Oldie Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Belle Happy Icon Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress!
Belle Icon You've got droops in all the right places.
Agnes Icon I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle.
Belle Happy Icon Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show!
Comic Book Guy Icon Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do.

Coyote Oldie Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Agnes Icon I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker.
Belle Icon You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans.
Mr. Burns Winking Icon Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare!
Agnes Icon You ain't seen nothin' yet!

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