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Cuban Midlife Crisis
1958 Car Sidebar

Promotional

Havana Wild Weekend Promotional

Release Date

November 9, 2016

Level Required

5

Number of Quests

5

Cuban Midlife Crisis is a limited-time questline released on November 9, 2016. It is the main questline of the Havana Wild Weekend Promotional.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 1 Make Homer Fix Up His Car 30m Cash100
XP10
Auto
Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 2 Make Homer List Out Required Features
Make Grampa Scour the Classifieds*
30m
30m
Cash100
XP10
Homer
Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 3 Make Lisa Fix Up the Car
Make Grampa Fix Up the Car*
Make Homer Eat a Giant Sandwich
3h
3h
6s
Cash100
XP10
Homer
Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 4 Make Homer Make Vroom-Vroom Sounds 30m Cash100
XP10
Homer
Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 5 Reach Level 19 and Build the Retirement Castle
Make Grampa Ogle the Chassis
-
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto

*Only appears if the player has unlocked Grampa.

Dialogue Edit

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Confused Icon Is everything all right, Homie? You have that "I-ate-everything-in-the-fridge" sad look, but there's still food in the fridge.
Homer Sad Icon I've got those things Lisa plays on her sax.
Marge Icon The blues?
Homer Annoyed Icon No, the keys. Keys to the same sucky car I've been driving for 20 years.
Homer Serious Icon It doesn't even have a brand. There comes a time in a man's life when he wants to drive a brand-name car.
Marge Icon We can't afford a new car, but maybe you can boost your mood by fixing up your old car. In some cultures, men express themselves by personalizing their cars.
Homer Icon In my culture, men express themselves by not expressing themselves... then going nuts.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Surprised Icon Goodness, Homer, where did you find all those tubes?
Homer Icon Under the hood. There was a whole closet full of old junk in there.
Marge Nervous Icon Is it safe with all that stuff taken out?
Homer Sarcastic Icon Safer than ever, since it doesn't go. Time to get a new car!

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Dad, I need your help.
Grampa Icon If it's women trouble, there ain't nothing that can't be fixed with a Mexican divorce. Oaxaca's the fastest, Jalisco's the cheapest, and Acapulco'll throw in another wedding.
Homer Serious Icon No, I need your help picking out a car. All I know about them is how to hire people to drive you around in them using your phone.
Grampa Happy Icon You got it! Whatcha looking for -- pushrod V-8, Edelbrock cylinder heads, four-piston brakes?
Homer Thoughtful Icon Brakes, definitely. And a motor. And one of those cup-holders that can hold a big cup or a little cup. That's a must. Although I'd settle for big-cup-only.
Grampa Serious Icon I'll take it from here, son.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon It only has 1,958 miles, that's amazing!
Grampa Serious Icon That's the model year, ya ninny.
Homer Icon I wondered why someone from the year 500,000 was selling their car so cheap. Figured it was the rise of the robots or whatever.

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon I can't drive this old hunk of junk. My investors will lose confidence in my dinosaur theme park before we splice gene one!
Grampa Icon That's why we're going to fix it up. Okay, first we need to read the manual, then we need to make a checklist...
Homer Angry Icon Ugh! Working on a car should be manly, like binge-watching a TV show or eating a giant sandwich. This is like homework.
Lisa Surprised Icon Did somebody say homework?
Homer Icon I did. Did somebody say binge watching TV and eating a giant sandwich?
Lisa Icon You did.
Homer Happy Icon And I'm off!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon I don't remember this unsightly blemish.
Grampa Icon That's your reflection in the hand-buffed wax, idjit.
Homer Sad Icon My reflection looks fat! Can you buff me out -- or at least buff me more buff?
Grampa Serious Icon You don't deserve a beaut like this!
Homer Icon Deserving is un-American. Make with the keys, old timer.

Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon You know what, Dad? As a sign of thanks for fixing up this car, and picking it out, and unknowingly letting me pay for it with your credit card... I want you to have it!
Grampa Happy Icon Really?! That's the nicest, and quite possibly only nice, thing you've ever done for me.
Grampa Icon And to show you my appreciation for your appreciation, I'm going to let you take her on her maiden spin.
Grampa Icon Now treat her like a lady -- open her door, push back her seat, and go to town in her!
Tune in this Sunday at 8/7c on FOX to see Grampa get his groove back!
 
— System Message.


Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Startled Icon You ruined the car without leaving the driveway!
Homer Annoyed Icon Like you were going to do any better with it. You're old!
Swap back and forth between both versions of the 1958 Car!
 
— System Message.


End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon This car makes me feel young again -- young like a baby. I need a nap.

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