Drill, Baby, Drill!
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Superheroes 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

June 28, 2016

Number of Quests


Drill, Baby, Drill! is a side questline that was released on June 28, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires The Fracker.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1 Make The Fracker Advertise his Services 8h Cash100
The Fracker
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2 Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys 8h Cash100
Mr. Burns
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3 Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services 4h Cash100
Mr. Burns
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4 Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack 4h Cash100
The Fracker
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5 Make The Fracker Frack the Ground 24h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
The Fracker Happy Icon New city means new grounds to frack.
The Fracker Icon Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
The Fracker Icon I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Smithers Icon If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Smithers Annoyed Icon That's not what I meant sir...
Mr. Burns Icon Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Smithers Eyeroll Icon Excellent joke sir.

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
The Fracker Surprised Icon You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
The Fracker Icon Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
The Fracker Happy Icon Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
The Fracker Annoyed Icon Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon We'll pay you whatever it takes.
The Fracker Happy Icon Done.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Lisa Alarmed Icon I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Lisa Worried Icon It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Lisa Alarmed Icon But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
The Fracker Annoyed Icon Your rambling annoys me child.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Happy Icon You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Ralph Happy Icon My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!

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