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Dye the Town Green
SPD 2014

Event

St. Patrick's Day 2014 Event

Release Date

March 12, 2013

Number of Quests

6

Preceded By

Training Day

Dye the Town Green was the second part in the 2014 St. Patrick's Day questline.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Required
Dye The Town Green Pt. 1 Make Tom O'Flanagan Dye the Beer Green 60m
Dye The Town Green Pt. 2 Make Tom O’Flanagan Actually Dye the Beer Green 45s
Dye The Town Green Pt. 3 Make Lisa Fix the Green Dye 24h
Dye The Town Green Pt. 4 Make Lisa Shop at Kwik-E-Mart 60m
Dye The Town Green Pt. 5 Reach Level 9 and Place a Dumpster (x3)
Make Lisa Relinquish her Moral High Ground
Make Tom O’Flanagan Use Nuclear Waste to Dye the Beer Green
12h
Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Make Homer Endure Moderation
Make Springfielders Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash (x16)
16h

DialogueEdit

Dye The Town Green Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Excuse me, Mr. O’Flanagan. I’m here to perform a task totally appropriate for an 8 year old girl — pick up my father at a bar."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "It’s sad to think that anyone in here is actually a father… but take your pick!"
Lisa Icon "Hey, what are you doing to that beer?"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "I’m about to dye it green for St. Paddy’s Day."
Lisa Icon "With that food-coloring! You should use a more eco-friendly dye. It would be a green way to go green… that was a joke."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "If you say so."

Dye The Town Green Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Tom, I wanted to take a picture of all your eco-friendly green dye-usage for my blog."
"Perhaps this exciting development will push my readership into the single digits!"
"Now why don’t you move all this red stuff and shoe me the green."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "Oh My Blarney Stones! I’ve done it again! I must confess my deepest secret – I’m red/green color-blind."
"This is worse than when I accidentally joined the sinister Communist Party thinking it was the benevolent IRA!"
Lisa Icon "Color-blindness is not that big of a deal."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "It is if you’re Irish! I once pinched Kermit the Frog on St. Patrick’s Day. I’m a MONSTER!"
Lisa Icon "Luckily you’re the only Irishman in this game, so you’re safe."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "Leprechaun spies are everywhere! Whether you sprung for the premium character or not."
"Oh Little Lisa, would you be willing to help one more fully grown man with his problems?"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "It’s working!"
Lisa Icon "No… it’s not."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "Oh. I have no way of knowing because of my color-blindness of course."

Dye The Town Green Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "This eco-friendly dye just isn’t strong enough to counteract the red."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "I’m a sorry excuse for an Irishman. I don’t even use Irish Spring. I use Lever 2000!"
"Come St. Patrick’s Day, I’m going to have an angry mob kicking down my door wanting their beer to be an unnatural shade of green, not an all-natural shade of red."
"And if they don’t, then they’ll want my blood. My emerald green blood."
Lisa Icon "Umm…"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "Not that too!"
Lisa Icon "I can fix this! This is why I played with chemistry sets while all the other kids were off playing tag and red light/green light."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "You mean green light/green light? … Oh no."

Dye The Town Green Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "It still isn’t working!"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "I haven’t been this sad since they canceled the short-lived Micheal Flatley sitcom – Landlord of the Dance."
Lisa Icon "Maybe the Kwik-E-Mart has stronger dye that isn't too horrible for the environment?"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "I’m sorry, Lisa. I’m afraid I have used all my green dye to make a Shamrock Squishee."
Lisa Icon "And green hotdogs?"
Apu Icon "Yes, of course… those hotdogs are DYED green…"

Dye The Town Green Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "I’m ruined! Is it too late to rebrand myself in time for Chinese New Year?"
Lisa Icon "If only you could take credit for our green river, but everyone knows that’s just because of the toxic nuclear runoff."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "Toxic nuclear runoff? That sounds way more powerful than eco-friendly green dye."
Lisa Icon "But all my morals! My self-righteous indignation! I couldn't!"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "But if I lose my bar, the Irish will turn my story into a limerick for sure. And they've gotten so uncomfortable dirty."
Lisa Icon "Let down a kindly old man or hurt the environment? These types of moral questions are only fun in the abstract!"
"We can use nuclear runoff to dye the beer green, but only if you put some recycling bins around your bar."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "That’s the spirit! Now you’re talking like a useless environmental regulation committee!"

Dye The Town Green Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "It’s finally green!… right?"
Lisa Icon "Yes, this time you’re right. It’s actually green."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon "In the wise words of your father and my employer: WOO HOO!"
"And just in time to open for out first customer: your father and my employer."

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