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Early Squirrel Gets the Nut
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Event

Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event

Level Required

37

Release Date

November 3, 2015

Number of Quests

5

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut is a limited time premium side questline involving the character Kirk and his Acorn Kirk costume. It was released on November 3, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 1 Make Acorn Kirk Look for His Pants 2h Cash100
XP10
Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2 Make Luann* painfully glue Kirk's Costume to his groin 6h Cash100
XP10
Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 3 Make Acorn Kirk Get Attacked by Squirrels 24h Cash100
XP10
Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4 Make Kirk** Argue
Make Luann* Argue
6h
6h
Cash100
XP10
Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 5 Make Acorn Kirk Chase His Acorn 8h Cash100
XP10
Kirk

* or Squirrel Luann ** or Acorn Kirk

Dialogue Edit

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Kirk Sad Icon "Why do I have to take off my pants when you measure me for my costume?"
Luann Icon "I have to be very precise with the fit."
Kirk Icon "True! Michael Corleone' had a good tailor, you know, being Godfather and all."
Luann Angry Icon "We're not doing that. Who would I be? Some Diane-Keaton-y chick who gets doors shut in her face?! Thanks, but no."
Luann Icon "I'm done, you can put your pants back on."
Kirk Icon "…"
Kirk Icon "…"
Kirk Icon "…"
Luann Angry Icon "Don't tell me you lost your pants again!"
Kirk Angry Icon "No! I put them right there! Just a second ago! I swear! Right there!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Luann Icon "This year for our costumes I thought we'd go…"
Luann Excited Icon "Sexy!"
Kirk Icon "I think I could do… sexy."
Luann Icon "I doubt that…"
Luann Excited Icon "…but I Zumba-ed my ass off to look good in this costume so that's what we're doing."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Kirk Icon "Oooh, you look sexy! Like a sexy, little… um… is it a mongoose?"
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "Squirrel. And here's your costume."
Kirk Icon "Cute. A little acorn hat."
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "No. It's your whole costume. I'll help you put it on."
Squirrel Luann Icon "There are clear plastic straps that fasten around your butt-cheeks. But mostly, it's held on by spirit-gum."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Acorn Kirk Sad Icon "I feel kind of silly."
Squirrel Luann Happy Icon "You won't when you're at a party filled with people in even crazier costumes!"
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "Though you might feel silly when you go outside to get my make-up bag from the car, but I need it, so hurry."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Acorn Kirk Happy Icon "Whoa! That squirrel ran right across my foot! Oh, he's friendly. Hello, Mr. Squirrel!"
Acorn Kirk Icon "And who are all your friends?"
Acorn Kirk Surprised Icon "And why are they chasing me!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Angry Icon "Hold it right there, Sick-O! Ugh, people like you make me sick!"
Acorn Kirk Surprised Icon "It's a costume! I'm not usually sexy!"
Wiggum Angry Icon "You can be sexy as you want, but feeding squirrels is strictly prohibited!"
Acorn Kirk Annoyed Icon "I don't want to feed them! I hate them! They're biting my nut without permission!"
Wiggum Serious Icon "Well, let them finish and then move along."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Acorn Kirk Annoyed Icon "Luann! You promised I could pick my own costume this year! I wanted to be The Godfather."
Squirrel Luann Annoyed Icon "Oh, sure, you get to play a powerful man while I'm just a mute accessory."
Acorn Kirk Annoyed Icon "I am an acorn! I'm always just a mute accessory!"
Acorn Kirk Sad Icon "When you were Lady Godiva, I was a horse. When you were a princess, I was a pea. When you were the girl from The Exorcist, I was projectile vomit."
Acorn Kirk Annoyed Icon "I deserve to be a person! I deserve my dignity!"
Squirrel Luann Angry Icon "Why are you standing here naked?!"
Acorn Kirk Sad Icon "Squirrels ate my crotch-acorn! Now, back to what I was saying about my dignity…"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Squirrel Luann Happy Icon "Luckily, I made you a spare costume!"
Squirrel Luann Icon "Will him pwease be my widdle Squirrel-nut?"
Acorn Kirk Icon "Okay. As long as I know her wespects him."
Squirrel Luann Happy Icon "Her does!"
Squirrel Luann Icon "Now turn around, I need to shave your butt."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Squirrel Luann Happy Icon "This party is so much fun! This is our best Halloween ever!"
Acorn Kirk Surprised Icon "I agree----aaaaa-chooo!"
Squirrel Luann Surprised Icon "Kirk! You sneezed off your acorn! It's rolling down that hill!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Angry Icon "That's right, naked dude, you better catch that acorn' or I'll fine you for littering!"


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