Executive Lackey is a quest chain which is unlocked once the player reaches Level 25 and has completed all the Hospital Quests. There are 8 quests in total, and they are all named 'Executive Lackey' with Pt.1 - Pt.8 at the end. A list of all of the individual quests can be found below:
"Bah! I shouldn't keep being assigned menial tasks. I should be the one assigning them!" "Where are the people to overuse my plant's energy? Where are the lawyers to cheat on my taxes?" "Where are the Jehovah's Witnesses to feed to my hounds?"
"Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me." "Anything I can help with, Sir?"
"What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?"
"No, Sir, I'm your average overweight-sized employee, Homer Simpson."
"Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!"
"What? You've returned unscathed?" "I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison."
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but why don't you join me at Moe's, Mr. Burns?" "I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk."
"Socialize with you? Why I'd rather join Obama's drum circle." "Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!"