Far From the Madding Kraut is a premium limited time questline released on February 10, 2016. along with the Valentine's Day 2016 Event. The quest starts as soon as the player obtains Becky and the Der Krazy Kraut.
* If the player has Otto, then he is required, with larger payout. Otherwise, it is a solo task.
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Far From the Madding Kraut Pt. 1[]
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Welcome to the Krazy Kraut, home of the Wurst Sausage! Can I take your order?
Whoa, Becky! I can't believe it's you. Wait, maybe it isn't you. What type of mushrooms were in that panini?
Otto? It's really me. I'm a fast food cashier now, but I'm working freelance. Which is business slang for no benefits.
You're not here to propose then abandon me are you? Because you already did that.
How forgetful do you think I am?... Whoa, Becky, is that you?
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt. 2[]
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Hi Marge! Homer. Kids.
I'm back in town so I just thought I'd drop by and remind you all that I still have a key to your house.
But… you don't have a shovel, right?
No, my grave digging days are over. I'm into grave robbing now.
Emily Post is a little unclear on attempted murderers. So I guess I'll invite you in for tea... but not sandwiches.
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So, what have you been up to? Got a husband and kids of your own to freak out?
No husband yet. I've kinda got a kid but it turns out that legally once you sell the eggs, they aren't yours, no matter how many times you try to pick them up from soccer.
Have you considered giving Otto a second chance?
Maybe. My guru slash juice salesmen says I need to try more experiences, and more juices.
I'll let you in on a little secret that has saved my marriage hundreds of times: forgive, forget, and forge their signature.
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt. 3[]
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Welcome to the Krazy Kraut! Home of the-- Otto? What do you want?
I thought me and you could take a break at 4:20, you know. How about it?
It's 9:15 am, Otto.
We could visit my friend MJ.
Sure, but can we get high first?
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This is nice, Otto. I miss hanging out.
It's been a while since I could just be myself with someone, especially since my cat became internet famous.
Whoa! Meowly Cyrus on the Internet is THAT Meowly Cyrus?
Just because she pays the rent doesn't mean I should have to use the litter box!
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt. 4[]
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Becky, our last interaction went so well, why don't you come over for dinner tonight?
What's the catch? You're not trying to set me up or anything, are you?
Of course not! The only strings attached at this dinner will be the ones holding the roast together.
Mom, she clearly doesn't want to be set up. Are you sure this is OK?
Lisa, don't meddle in other people's meddling.
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Sorry I'm late – I got distracted. Did you know you can play music with the iTunes visualizer?
Otto, what are you doing here?
Otto's here! What a surprise! Why don't you take a seat where your place card is?
I see what's going on... You're still as crazy as ever, Marge.
I don't WANT your family! I don't WANT to kill you in an unfortunate baking accident. I don't WANT to have spent years studying Hansel and Gretel for human baking tips.
And I absolutely don't WANT to be manipulated into marriage just to feed your insecurities! Bye Felicia!
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt. 5[]
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Babe, I'm sorry. You know I can't say no to free food. I live an anti-D.A.R.E lifestyle. Just say yes!
But I'd rather be hot and heavy for you than hot for heavy metal.
Just for the chance to listen to your voice, I'd listen to ska, country, polka... even indie rock.
What about dubstep? Lately, I've been all about dropping the beat.
I've dropped a lot of stuff over the years. I can try "the beat".
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