Man VS Wilderness is a premium side questline released on November 16, 2016, during The Most Dangerous Game 2016 Event. It involves the premium building Springfield Hunting Supplies and the premium character Grant Connor.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man VS Wilderness Pt. 1 | Make Grant Connor Shop for Hunting Supplies Make Grant Connor Make a Snack |
4h 60m |
 100 10
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Grant Connor |
| Man VS Wilderness Pt. 2 | Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital* Make Grant Connor Contemplate Life Without Meat |
- 60m |
10010
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Grant Connor |
| Man VS Wilderness Pt. 3 | Make Grant Connor Hunt Vegetables | 8h | 20020
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Grant Connor |
*Will not appear if the player already has the Springfield General Hospital
Dialogue[]
Man VS Wilderness Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Mister Connor, what brings you to Springfield? I ask everyone who comes here that, hoping they see something redeeming I don't. |
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Your town's in the migratory path of many of nature's most delicious species. Plus, the tire fire makes them dizzy and easy to shoot. And full of smoky flavor. It's a gun-toting gourmand's dream. |
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You know, the local grocery store sells lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. In case you were considering taking a little break from murder. |
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Pass. I only eat what I shoot. Even on my birthday, I blast cake all over the walls. A pain to clean up, but a man needs to live by principles. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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The beak doesn't usually go down that rough. Chest... tightening. Breath... shortening. |
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Oh no! Mr. Connor, I think you're having a heart attack! |
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Haw-haw! |
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But I'm only half-done. Please… apply plastic wrap and… put in fridge. |
Man VS Wilderness Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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You're dying. By getting right to the point like that, I can help an extra three patients a day. Or help myself get to golf earlier. Hehehe, I've been playing a lot of golf. Anyway, you need to stop eating meat. |
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No way. I never feel more alive than when I'm eating something dead. |
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Your diet is costing you your life. And that's on top of what you're spending on steak sauce a month. |
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Maybe you're right, Doc. Maybe it is time for a change. I'm gonna think about it over a piece of antler jerky. |
Man VS Wilderness Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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It seems me killing and eating meat is killing me as well. I respect that meat is a worthy opponent. |
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You know, most of the animals you hunt only eat vegetables. Why not be like them, except without the nudity. Try some carrots. |
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Not bad. Crunchy like a baby kangaroo. Where'd you find them? |
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I picked them fresh from Cletus' farm this morning. |
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Fresh, eh? Sounds like hunting. And I can mount the leafy green part over my fireplace. I'm in! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I guess I can live without meat by hunting veggies. It wasn't the protein I craved, just the gunplay. |
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Yeah, we'll work on that next. |