You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello is a premium questline that was released on January 9, 2017, during the Homer the Heretic 2017 Event. It requires the character Rabbi Krustofsky.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Reward
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Triggered By
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1
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Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through
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4h
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100 10
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Rabbi Krustofsky
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2
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Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt
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4h
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100 10
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Rabbi Krustofsky
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3
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Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services Make Krusty Get Bottle Service
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Rabbi Krustofsky
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4
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Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Rabbi Krustofsky
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5
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Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain
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4h
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100 10
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Rabbi Krustofsky
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Dialogue[]
Rabbi Krustofsky Intro[]
This section was only available during the Homer the Heretic 2017 Event
Character
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Dialogue
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Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness?
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Not up to me. It's up to Sky Finger.
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THAT'S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly?
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Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews!
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“
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Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!
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”
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— System Message.
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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Hello, Krusty.
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AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
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Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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So, do you want to know what death feels like?
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I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
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The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
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Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
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Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
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One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Thank God it's Friday!
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I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
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Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
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And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
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Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
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How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
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Playboy from December 1984?
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Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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SURPRISE!!!!!!
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A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
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This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
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But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
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Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
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A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
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