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Flabtastic Creatures
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Destination Springfield 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

February 12, 2017

Number of Quests

4

Flabtastic Creatures is a side questline that was released on February 12, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Sumo Stadium.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1 Make Sakatumi Teach Sumo
Make Springfielders Learn Sumo (x3)
Characters:

Excluding:

12h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Sakatumi
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2 Make Sakatumi Calculate His Profit Margins 4h Cash100
XP10
Sakatumi
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3 Make Sakatumi Repurpose the Sumo Stadium 4h Cash100
XP10
Sakatumi
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4 Make Springfielders Watch a Sumo Poetry Slam (x5) 60m Cash100
XP10
Sakatumi

Dialogue Edit

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Icon I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
Sakatumi Happy Icon I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
Wiggum Icon Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
Sakatumi Icon Just Ralphie?
Wiggum Sad Icon There is another, Sakatumi-san.

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Icon You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
Sakatumi Happy Icon Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
Lucius Sweet Icon Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
Fat Tony Icon And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
Sakatumi Surprised Icon There is no fifth. And they're all fat!

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Sad Icon I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
Homer Guilty Icon Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
Wiggum Sad Icon I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
Sakatumi Surprised Icon But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Happy Icon I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
Sakatumi Icon There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
Sakatumi Happy Icon The slam of poetry into their hearts.
Lisa Curious Icon You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
Sakatumi Happy Icon That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Icon And now, the winning Haiku.
Homer Snobby Icon Sumo poetry?
Homer Sarcastic Icon An ending out of left field.
Homer Proud Icon Stadium's Cool, though.