Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat is a quest that is unlocked with Santa Flanders.
Quests
| Quest | Requirements | Time |
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| Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1 | Build Springfield Elementary Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa |
8h |
| Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2 | Build First Church of Springfield Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon |
60m |
| Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3 | Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carolin' | 12h |
| Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4 | Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents | 4h |
| Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5 | Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays | 24h |
Dialogue
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1
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"Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee… Wait, let Santa try to say that again." "Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly… Sorry. I’ll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow." "Ho… ho… ho… There! I dum-doodily-did it!" *sigh* "I need a new schtick." "I’ll worry about that later. For now, there’s Santa work to do!" "Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!" "And also Bart Simpson." "Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen!" |
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2
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"Next stop on the Santa Express — church!" "Church is Santa’s natural stomping grounds, after all." "Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born." |
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3
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"Ned, no offense, but you’re ruining Santa Claus for everyone." "A super-Christian Santa is, well… a little creepy." |
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"What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good needs that on this day, in Bethlehem –" |
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"Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too." |
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"But it’s our deal!" |
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"Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little caroling?" |
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"Well, okay. But I’m only singing the really religious carols. no “White Christmas” for this jolly old elf!" |
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4
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"I don’t get it. I’ve never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?" |
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"Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?" |
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"Of course!" |
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"But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ..." |
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"Ooh! That’s the best part, am I right?" |
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"Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I’m Christian. See what I mean?" "Maybe it’s enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love." "I mean, it’s not really about that. It’s about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?" "And there’s no better giver than Santa!" |
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"I suppose ..." |
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5
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"Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun!" |
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"I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like." "But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no religion at all!" |
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"Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet." |
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"Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We’ll take what progress we can get, here, Santa." |
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"All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!" |
Trivia
- The quest name is a parody of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.