"Not only that, but I wrapped some so you can snack on them when you go bowling. And the wrapping I used is bacon."
"What's going on? Am I dying? If I am, you have to tell me! And make me bacon-wrapped brownies!"
"You're not dying!" "Although with your cholesterol, every day is a gift. But the reason I'm being so nice is to thank you in advance..." "...for-letting-Patty-and-Selma- live-with-us-because-they- have-no-where-else-to-go."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "I'll build them an apartment building. I don't care how much fake money it costs!"
"Homer, you're so thoughtful and generous!"
"Yes. I am." "Though... you know I would abandon them in the woods if that was an option, right?"