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Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins
Bunny

Event

Easter 2014 Event

Release Date

April 15, 2014

Number of Quests

18

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins is the main quest for the Easter 2014 Event. Once the quest chain is completed all Bunnies have a chance to plop out the elusive Natural Faberge Egg.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1 Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day
Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day
Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day
Logging in 24h
24h
24h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2 Humanely Zap Bunnies (10) Homer --
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3 Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs Lisa 12h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4 Make Ned Hunt Bunnies Ned 16h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5 Make Homer Endure one of Grampa’s Stories Homer 24h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6 Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter Apu 8h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7 Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner Homer 4h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8 Reach level 6 and Build Cletus' Farm
Harvest Carrots at Cletus' Farm
Lisa 24h
4h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9 Reach level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs
Lisa 24h
24h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10 Make Lisa Follow the Eggs Lisa 60m
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11 Reach level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice
Homer 36h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12 Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes Lisa 12h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13 Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building Lisa 8h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14 Buy Another Easter Box Homer --
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15 Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy Bart 4h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16 Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gums Murphy Album Lisa 12h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17 Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower Lisa 24h
Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18 Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns Lisa 8h

DialogueEdit

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Whaaaaack...ing....day...whack...ing...day....."
Willie Icon "Whack-ing-day!... Whack-ing-day!"
Apu Icon "WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!!"
Homer Icon "WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY WHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess?"
Lisa Icon ...
Homer Icon "Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan."
"But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snake with... and that's all."
Willie Icon "I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama..."
Apu Icon "Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself."
Homer Icon "In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Bunny ...
Homer Icon "Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies?"
Willie Icon "By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye."
Lisa Icon "Willie, you wouldn't!"
Willie Angry Icon "Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and... and..."
Willie Icon "Ach! I canneh wack them."
Professor Frink Icon "And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible -- the Bunny Stunner!"
"Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body."
Lisa Icon "How is that humane?"
Professor Frink Icon "They've very few amps."
Homer Icon "Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again."
"It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies... laying eggs?"
Homer Icon "You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you?"
Lisa Icon "So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket."
"It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system."
Homer Icon "Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaining innocence with all your strength, little girl."
Lisa Icon "Okay, will do. Phew."
Homer Icon "Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon "Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense!"
Lisa Icon "Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction."
"Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode."
"Once again, we see evidence of the fludity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment."
Ned Icon "So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution?"
Lisa Icon "I suppose..."
Ned Icon "Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon "I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? Teddy Roosevelt."
Homer Icon "Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right--"
Grampa Icon "We were pushing through the underbush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit the indigenous people called "El Guapo.""
Homer Icon "Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, "El Guapo" is Spanish, and "12-point" refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to--"
Grampa Icon "I spotted El Guapo up ahead. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old "What's up, Doc?"
Homer Icon "That's a cartoon and--"
Grampa Icon "I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season."
"Imagine my shock!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items?"
Lisa Icon "A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly?"
Apu Icon "You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry?"
"That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk."
"Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%."
"And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about!"
Ned Icon "Not to niptick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord."
Homer Icon "Really? How come I'm just hearing about this?"
Ned Icon "You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in?"
Homer Icon "I like the part when we all shake hands and wish each other well."
"It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of Clint Eastwood-style voice."
"Like, you say "Peace be with you," but what you really mean is "I'll see you in hell."
"And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is."
Ned Icon "Homer, I... I have to... go... now."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game!"
Cletus Icon "I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl."
"As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kind, I know genetic oopies like this happed every day."
"There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg."
Lisa Icon "You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why?"
Cletus Icon "I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering?"
Skinner Icon "Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs."
"Quench your thirst for knowledge on those."
"And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit."
Lisa Icon "Principal Skinner!"
Skinner Icon "I shouldn't have said that, should I?"
Lisa Icon "Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs."
Skinner Icon "Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here."
"Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was waste of good food that I'd never find anyway..."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder."
"Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina."
Computericon "DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE."
Lisa Icon "WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE?"
Computericon "I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE."
"SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE."
Lisa Icon "FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Here bunny... *zap* whoo, an egg! Here bunny..."
Barney Icon "Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years."
Moe Icon "Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real."
Barney Icon "Oh. Hey, that IS exciting!"
Moe Icon "Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart."
"Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Milhouse, I need your help."
Milhouse Icon "Anything for you, Lisa. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a word-class chicken."
"Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable."
Lisa Icon "Come on, Milhouse. Live a little."
Milhouse Icon "I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now."
Lisa Icon "I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger."
"If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on."
Milhouse Icon "I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "I've tracked the egg shipment to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind the evil pot!"
Milhouse Icon "Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced?"
Lisa Icon "Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences?"
Milhouse Icon "Coach Krupt has called me "the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball.""
Lisa Icon "Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon "There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see!"
Lisa Icon "Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense!"
Milhouse Icon "I'm sure Hubert Wong could figure it out."
Lisa Icon "Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong."
Milhouse Icon ...
Lisa Icon "I am TOO smarter!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Must get every Easter Box prize... Must complete set... Life meaningless until all are mine..."
Bart Icon "Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life."
Homer Icon "Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town... I assume."
Bart Icon "Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright."
Homer Icon "What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs."
"Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up."
"According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting."
Lisa Icon "Follow the eggs... follow the eggs, he said..."
Bart Icon "Oh my God, it's got my sister, too."
"Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark an a massive crime spree. To the spray paint store!"
Lisa Icon "Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is."
Bart Icon "To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon "You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from... FREAKZILLA48!"
Bart Icon "That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior."
Comic Book Guy Icon "What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety..."
"D.E.Machina" appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name "Sax on the Beach."
Lisa Icon *sigh* "Sax on the Beach" is the title of Bleeding Gum Murhpy's only album!"
Bart Icon "If this mystery involves jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Seconded! Horrible, horrible music."
Lisa Icon "For your information, jazz is America's--"
Comic Book Guy Icon "--only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Maybe if we listen to "Sax on the Beach," we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred."
Bart Icon "Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz."
Lisa Icon "I really don't understand this hatred for America's--"
Bart Icon "ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!!"
"IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END."
"Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions."
"But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death."

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman."
"In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs..."
Bart Icon "Eggs? As in Easter Eggs?"
Lisa Icon "But Faberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one."
"As wealthy as... MR. BURNS! It all fits!"
"It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Computericon "BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES."
Lisa Icon "BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?"
Computericon "WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE."
"YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!"
Lisa Icon "WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?"
Computericon "NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME."
"WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"


Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town!"
Professor Frink Icon "It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin."
Lisa Icon "But why reach out to me?"
Professor Frink Icon "Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt."
"Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly linbidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word."
"It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild."
Lisa Icon "And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day."
"And it wasn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. "Paranoid" doesn't begin to describe those guys."
"But there's on kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one."
"And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one."
Lisa Icon "So that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize."
Homer Icon "Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need."
Mr. Burns Icon "Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful."
Homer Icon "Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game."
Mr. Burns Icon "Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!"
All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the elusive Natural Faberge Egg.
Or, if you're completely, utterly sick of death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.
 
— In Game Message


TriviaEdit

  • Despite the quest being called Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins, the entire quest chain takes 9 days and 21 hours.
  • If the player is growing Corn at the start of Part 8 of this quest, it will be rushed so that the player can plant Carrots.

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