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Four Fingers of Death
Comic Book Guy Icon

Event

Tap Ball 2015 Event

Level Required

15

Release Date

July 10, 2015

Number of Quests

5+1

Four Fingers of Death is a limited time side quest chain involving the character Comic Book Guy and his Kung Fu Comic Book Guy's new costume released on July 10, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 2.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 1 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Teach Kung Fu
Make Bart Attend Kung Fu Class
8h
60m
Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 2 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Binge Watch Kung Fu Movies 24h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 3 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Use Nunchaku 12h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 4 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Practice Moves 4h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 5 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Challenge His Rival Need Bart Simpson 16h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
I Lava Good Fight Scene * Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Battle B-Movie Style 16h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy

* If the player has Volcano Lair

DialogueEdit

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Laughing Icon "Hey, look, everybody! It's the Kung Fu Panda!"
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "Judge me by my girth, do you? You are a foolish child, unwise in the ways of gongfu."
Comic Book Guy Icon "I have devoted years to studying the eldritch secrets of the East, learning from the greatest masters:"
Comic Book Guy Icon "Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves in “The Matrix,” Chris Farley in “Beverly Hills Ninja...”"
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon "...and, yes, the aforementioned Kung Fu Panda. Seriously, I know he's a cartoon, but the dude knows his stuff."
Comic Book Guy Icon "I can teach you much, if you would but listen."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon "A true Master can erect an impenetrable defense. I shall demonstrate. Please, young Bart, attack me however you like."
Comic Book Guy Pain Icon "Oof!"
Comic Book Guy Pain Icon "Gah! Let go of the pony tail!"
Comic Book Guy Pain Icon "Yowza! Right in the chi!"

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "Defeated by a child! I have brought shame upon my dojo and upon my family, two entities that were none-too-crazy about me to begin with."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Clearly, I need further training."
Comic Book Guy Icon "To the couch!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon "At last, the movies have revealed the weakness in my gongfu!"
Comic Book Guy Icon "Was I defeated because I can't do a sit-up without the aid of a gantry crane? No! I merely lack a strong revenge motive!"
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "Kumiko! I swear I will avenge your death at the hands of Bart Simpson!"
Kumiko Icon "I'm not dead, my gigantic love."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Obviously! I'm only FANTASIZING that my wife is dead. It's something all great husbands do."
Kumiko Icon "I was not aware of this, my strange, obese soul mate. Carry on."
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "Oh, why have I been cursed with a wonderful, living wife?!"

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "My otherwise regal body is not, I admit, ideally suited to the exertions of hand-to-hand combat."
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "Being struck by my fat-wrapped fists is like snuggling into a mountain of the softest eider down."
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "Being kicked by my legs is like... well, I can't raise them more than six inches, so it's irrelevant."
Comic Book Guy Icon "But I DO have something far more important -- the cunning reflexes of a jungle cat."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Therefore, I shall dedicate myself to mastering that most ancient of weapons..."
Bart Laughing Icon "Nice nunchucks, you wad!"
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon "They are properly called “nunchaku!” A-doy!"
Bart Laughing Icon "You just tied two Wii controllers end-to-end by the straps."
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "THEY STILL COUNT!"
Bart Laughing Icon "No they don't. Plastic nunchucks are no nunchucks at all, you dope."
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "It's “nunchaku!” A-doy! A thousand times a-doy!"

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon "Soon I will face Bart Simpson in a fateful and deadly clash of martial arts grand masters."
Comic Book Guy Icon "A little more practice, followed by a lengthy fast food crawl through Springfield's Trans Fat District, and my body will be prepared."

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "Bart Simpson, I challenge you!"
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "Stand and face me, if you be man enough, in the ultimate gongfu arena:"
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "A head-to-head battle in “Martial Arts Eviscerators 7: Entrails of Fury Edition!”"
Bart Confused Icon "Wait. You want to challenge me to a kung fu VIDEO GAME?"
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "Not my original plan. Let's just say Krustyburger's new “Bacon-wrapped Fish Taco Pizzaburger with Ranch Drizzles” is not easy on the digestive system."
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "I'm in no shape to fight."
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon "But enough talk. Choose your controller."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon "Yes! You are defeated, Bart Simpson! I have proven myself the master!"
Bart Annoyed Icon "The “X” button on this controller doesn't work. And you were in “God Mode” the whole time."
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon "A true master makes full use of cheat codes. Let this be your first lesson, my pupil."
Bart Scared Icon "Not for nothing, “master,” but you really need to move around more. Your flab is growing into the couch."
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "Yes, I know."

I Lava Good Fight SceneEdit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Surprised Icon "*gasp* How have I never noticed this enormous volcano on the edge of town?"
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon "What a perfect location for an underground lair."
Hank Scorpio Icon "Already taken, friend! Sorry about that. I know how rarely active volcanoes with an open floor plan come on the underground lair market."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Perhaps I could leave you my card? In case you ever want to sell."
Hank Scorpio Icon "You know, that's a great idea? Operation Vertumnus is entering Phase 3 any day now."
Hank Scorpio Icon "In a month or two, I'll be pulling up stakes for the lifeless remains of San Francisco. If I can ever get the Desiccation Ray working!"
Hank Scorpio Icon "You don't happen to know anyone who has a metric ton of Carbon-12 Negative-Matrix Nightmare Crystals to unload, do you?"
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon "Sadly, no."
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon "Yeah, they're hard to find. Messing up my whole supply chain. But no one said holding the planet for ransom has to be easy!"
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon "Anyway, if all that pans out, I'd sure like to pass the volcano lair to someone who'll give it the love it deserves."
Hank Scorpio Icon "Now, I couldn't help but notice you're wearing a karate gi. What do you know about the martial arts, friend?"
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon "Everything."
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon "Dandy! How'd you like to train my fighting force? They don't need to be any good, you understand."
Hank Scorpio Icon "I just need them to run at the good guys and get mowed down while I escape in my Invisible Atomic Rocket Sled."

TriviaEdit

GalleryEdit

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