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Frankie the Politician
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Level

58

Release Date

September 17. 2015

Number of Quests

10

Premium Side Quests

The Comic's Town Affair

Preceded By

Old Gray Marriage

Succeeded By

Girl Next Cell Over

Frankie the Politician is the main questline for the Level 58 content update released on September 17. 2015.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Frankie the Politician Pt. 1 Build Mafia Car
Make Fat Tony Grease the Wheels
Make Quimby Have His Wheels Greased
-
30m
30m
Cash100
XP10
Unlock: Frankie the Squealer
Fat Tony
Frankie the Politician Pt. 2 Make The Quimbys Host a Dinner (x3) 12h Cash100
XP10
Quimby
Make Frankie the Squealer Go to Dinner 12h
Frankie the Politician Pt. 3 Build Springfield Country Club (1x)
Make Frankie the Squealer Sell Country Club Memberships
24h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Politician Pt. 4 Make Frankie the Squealer Try to Sell his Report to O Magazine 4h Cash100
XP10
Fat Tony
Frankie the Politician Pt. 5 Make Frankie The Squealer Trade Fat Tony Stories
Make Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories
Make Martha Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Politician Pt. 6 Make Legs and Louie Ensure No Spoilers for the New Season 60m Cash100
XP10
Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Politician Pt. 7 Make Springfielders Band Together (x10)
Springfielders (Excluded Characters)
6h Cash100
XP10
Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Politician Pt. 8 Make Frankie's Army Take Over Town Hall (x10)
Springfielders (Excluded Characters)
2h Cash100
XP10
Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Politician Pt. 9 Make Frankie the Squealer Run Springfield for the Weekend 24h Cash100
XP10
Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Politician Pt. 10 Make Legs and Louie Beat Up Frankie Once More 60m Cash100
XP10
Cletus
The Quest The Comic's Town Affair starts

DialogueEdit

Frankie the Politician Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "Man, I'm seeing these Uber cars everywhere. When are we gonna take over that industry?"
Don Vittorio Icon "We already are. What do you think Lyft is?"
Don Vittorio Icon "We just need to make sure Town Hall doesn't cave in to the “reasonable safety regulations and background checks” lobby and ban us."
Fat Tony Icon "Leave that to me! Oh and by the way, next time you use Lyft can you use the code FATTONY27? I'll get $5 off my next ride."

Jobs StartedEdit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Surprised Icon "1932 Phaeton! Does it work?"
Fat Tony Icon "I ran rum in it just last Saturday."
Quimby Happy Icon "Wow! Now people won't just think I have ties to the mob -- they'll think I'm in it!"
Fat Tony Icon "So we have an agreement?"
Quimby Smug Icon "The Quimby Ride-Sharing Freedom Act will be signed by yesterday!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "I must need a higher octane gasoline -- this car makes a knocking noise. Also, uh, a muffled screaming noise."
Quimby Surprised Icon "Whoa, there's a guy tied up in the trunk!"
Quimby Icon "Maybe he's a mechanic who can, uh, look into that knocking noise."
Frankie the Squealer Annoyed Icon "I'm not a mechanic! Untie me!"
Quimby Icon "Can you at least do detailing?"

Frankie the Politician Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "Since I rescued you and all, uh, I'm hoping you can keep quiet about our little “deal.”"
Frankie the Squealer Icon "You mean the fact that you accepted a bribe from my Mafia buddies to keep your nose out of their business?"
Frankie the Squealer Happy Icon "Well, I already tweeted about it, but you can erase those. Consider it forgotten!"
Quimby Icon "Er uh, how long were you in that trunk anyway?"
Frankie the Squealer Icon "I don't know, but it seemed like an eternity."
Quimby Icon "Sounds like dinner with my wife. Which you're coming to!"
Quimby Proud Icon "You'll wish you were back in that trunk before the salad course is over."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "I saw the way you and my wife were flirting with each other during dinner."
Frankie the Squealer Nervous Icon "I'm sorry! I'd been locked in a trunk for hours with no human contact. It won't happen again."
Quimby Happy Icon "Oh yes, it will! That was the most enjoyable dinner I've had in years!"
Frankie the Squealer Icon "But you just sat and ate in silence while your wife and I talked."
Quimby Icon "Exactly! How, uh, would you like a full-time job on the government payroll? You can be the Mayor's Wife's Executive Assistant."
Frankie the Squealer Icon "What do I do?"
Quimby Icon "Anything! As long as it's with her, and it's not here."
New Permanent Job at the Pimento Grove available for Frankie the Squealer and Martha Quimby.
 
— In-Game Message


Frankie the Politician Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Frankie the Squealer Happy Icon "I'm liking this getting-paid-for-something-besides-killing-people thing. How can I become a politician myself?"
Quimby Icon "Marry someone who becomes President and then start authoritatively spouting off on policy issues, even though you're, uh, utterly unqualified to do so."
Frankie the Squealer Icon "But if I marry someone else, your wife won't want to hang out with me."
Quimby Icon "Good point. Er uh, try this instead -- make a billion dollars then file for bankruptcy, and wear a toupée that looks like a marmoset…"
Quimby Icon "…and host a TV show with celebrities who haven't been famous since before the Internet was invented."
Frankie the Squealer Surprised Icon "A billion dollars?! How am I going to earn that?"
Quimby Smug Icon "You're in politics now -- you don't "earn" anything. You "raise" it from stupid rich people."
Frankie the Squealer Icon "Gotcha! And where can I find these stupid rich people?"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Surprised Icon "You ALREADY raised all the money? It's been less than a day! How'd you do it?"
Frankie the Squealer Confident Icon "People were pretty open to purchasing a membership once I threatened to break their ribs with a 3-iron."
Quimby Icon "Hmm. Maybe I'll, uh, try that next time instead of a 5-wood."

Frankie the Politician Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "Alright Frankie, you've been our inside man in the government for two weeks now. Time for you to do what you do best and squeal. Whaddya got for me?"
Frankie the Squealer Happy Icon "Get this -- Martha Quimby shops at Ross Dress for Less!"
Fat Tony Icon "Um, OK. Do you maybe have anything a little more... useful?"
Frankie the Squealer Confident Icon "This next one's a doozy. Martha talks in her sleep, and when she does, she recites episodes of “Hart to Hart”!"
Fat Tony Angry Icon "I didn't hire you to write an exposé for O Magazine. I hired you to help with the Business! Now get outta here and find me some information I can use!"
Frankie the Squealer Nervous Icon "So you don't want to hear about Martha's iTunes playlist?"

Frankie the Politician Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "I got into the country club despite being Catholic, and Martha hasn't asked me for a foot rub in weeks. Impressive work, Frankie!"
Frankie the Squealer Confident Icon "You don't know the half of it!"
Quimby Icon "Whaddya mean?"
Frankie the Squealer Happy Icon "While working for you, I've also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!"
Quimby Surprised Icon "What???"
Quimby Surprised Icon "But I'VE also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!"
Mrs. Quimby Icon "I guess that makes three of us."
Quimby Annoyed Icon "Maybe that's why he seems so bored when I give my reports."

Frankie the Politician Pt. 6Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "I can't believe you squealed. You disappoint me, Frankie."
Frankie the Squealer Nervous Icon "Please boss, don't hurt me. Martha and I have Zumba Con Sergio tomorrow -- we had to book it two months in advance!"
Fat Tony Icon "Eh, unfortunately since you're in the government now it's too risky to have you beat up."
Frankie the Squealer Icon "Phew. Anyway, it's not like I squealed about something important, like Jon Snow getting murdered in the finale."
Fat Tony Angry Icon "Ya chooch! I'm only on season 4! NOW you're getting beat up."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Icon "Ugggh, my arm, my knee, my other knee..."
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Icon "Rumor on the Internet is he's not even dead!"
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Icon "I'm tired of this life. I'm gonna run for office, where I can commit crimes in a much less dangerous environment!"
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Icon "But who's gonna vote for an incompetent mafia flunky?"
Brockman Happy Icon "Perhaps I can help!"
Brockman Happy Icon "There's nothing better than making a bold statement on live TV."
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Icon "You're saying I should come on your show and act like a man?"
Brockman Icon "No, I'm saying the opposite."

Frankie the Politician Pt. 7Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon "Welcome back to “0.04167 Days”, Springfield's #1 news magazine show."
Brockman Icon "Tonight, we're joined by a very special guest with a very special confession: Francine the Squealer."
Frankie the Squealer Wig Icon "Just hearing you say that feels so liberating."
Brockman Icon "Francine, you also have another confession besides your new identity."
Frankie the Squealer Wig Icon "Yes. I've been working undercover as a mafia spy in Mayor Quimby's administration."
Frankie the Squealer Wig Determined Icon "And while I'm still a bit unsure about my gender, I am sure of one thing -- both the mafia and the government are corrupt and need to be stopped!"
Frankie the Squealer Wig Determined Icon "Viewers, if you want to march on Town Hall with me and take back Springfield, join me tomorrow at the Country Club!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Nagging Icon "Please. Who in the world is gonna join this guy?"
Homer Icon "Me!"
Lisa Shocked Icon "YOU? You're the least political person I know! You don't even vote when we vote on cheese vs. pepperoni."
Homer Icon "This isn't about politics, Lisa. It's about being a part of something bigger -- growing beards, and riding in pickup trucks, and making high production value propaganda videos!"

Frankie the Politician Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Frankie the Squealer Wig Determined Icon "Wow, thanks for joining up, guys! Now let's head to Town Hall and overthrow the government!"
Apu Icon "Shouldn't we make a cool flag first?"
Carl Icon "When do we get assigned wives?"
Homer Beard Icon "Anyone have any aloe ointment? My beard itches."
Frankie the Squealer Wig Determined Icon "People, we've got to seize the moment of change!"
Bumblebee Man Icon "Viva la revolución!"

Frankie the Politician Pt. 9Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon "You really overthrew the government and installed Francine as mayor?"
Homer Icon "He, or she, still not sure about that one, is sitting at the Mayor's desk right now!"
Homer Icon "Although it's Saturday, so it wasn't that hard. We just hopped the fence."

Jobs StartedEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Confused Icon "I'm still conflicted about this. On the surface, she seems capable of running the government.
Lisa Annoyed Icon "But I feel like she's hiding this terrible dark side and that she's capable of doing unspeakable evil.
Homer Icon "Francine the Squealer?
Lisa Angry Icon "No, Hillary Clinton.

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Frankie the Squealer Wig Determined Icon "Uh oh, the revolutionary spirit is dying down. I don't want to be another Mohamed Morsi!"
Frankie the Squealer Wig Icon "To stay in office, I need to follow the lesson of those great revolutionary leaders, Lenin and Mao:"
Frankie the Squealer Wig Determined Icon "Once in power, turn on the people who put you there!"

Frankie the Politician Pt. 10Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Cletus Shocked Icon "I was excited about this revolution, but now my farm's done been collectivized!"
Apu Worried Icon "How am I supposed to make a profit when Squishees have been declared “Counter-revolutionary”?"
Homer Icon "They said since I work at the power plant I'm an “intellectual” and need to go to a forced labor camp for re-education."
Homer Sad Icon "I hate anything having to do with education."
Lisa Shouting Icon "Our only hope is to reinstate the man who was previously running the city."
Quimby Icon "I'm ready!"
Lisa Angry Icon "No, the man who was REALLY running the city."
Fat Tony Icon "Darn, I was kinda enjoying my little vacation."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon "Mayor Francine, we've got to avenge this injustice."
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Stern Icon "It's Frankie, not Francine. And I'm not the mayor. I'm tired of living a false life in politics. I've gotta be me!"
Frankie the Squealer Blackeye Icon "...Living a false life in the mob."
Don Vittorio Icon "Frankie! I got a heist tonight and Gino called in sick. You in?"
Help Don Vittorio out with his heist, and he'll help you. How? Complete his quests to find out!
 
— In-Game Message


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