Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts is a limited time questline released on December 22, 2014 to promote an upcoming Gil donut deal which was released on December 24th.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Triggered By |
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| Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 1 | Make Apu Hide from his Family | 8h | Apu |
| Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 2 | Make Apu Search for a Christmas Tree | 4h | Apu |
Dialogue[]
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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"Ahhhh. While the Christians are going insane with last second shopping and their visiting relatives, I relax at home with a Bollywood movie and takeout Indian food." "Because takeout is the only way I get to experience the food of my native land, Manjula-who-never-cooks!" |
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"Maybe if you stopped “relaxing” and looked after an octuplet once in a while I could find the eight hours I need to cook one of your traditional sixteen-course dinners." "And another thing! The octuplets and I want a Christmas tree." |
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"We’re not getting involved in some crazy Christian festival." "We’re Hindus. We already have enough crazy festivals of our own. I mean, you remember “Holi”? It’s insane." |
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"Apu, we are in America now, and we want to be like Americans. Besides, it’s fun." |
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"As the man of the house I forbid." |
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"Octuplets! Harass the 'man of the house'." |
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"Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme..." |
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"Nooo!" |
End[]
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"Fine, fine, I will get your stupid Christmas tree, Manjula." "But only because I, the man of the house, deliberately chose to be bossed around by my own children." |
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 2[]
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"Homer, help me! Manjula wants a Christmas tree, and I don’t know the first thing about them." "Are they like the peepal tree in which Lord Vishnu hid during the war of gods and demons?" |
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"A little, I guess. But I don’t know where you’re going to find a tree on Christmas Eve." "All the tree lots will be sold out. Maybe you should try the Kwik-E-Mart." |
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"Trust me, if the Kwik-E-Mart had them, they’d cost too much for me to afford." |
Holiday Donuts Sale[]
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"Last second Christmas trees! Get your last second Christmas trees here." "Old Gil sunk his life savings into these trees, so he’ll stand here freezing until he sells ’em all." |
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"Oh thank heavens. I’ll take one tree." |
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"Here ya go. Oh, this one’s a beaut. Most of the needles fell off, but that’ll just make it easier to find the branches to hang the ornaments off." |
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"Ornaments? What are you talking about?" |
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"Oh, you gotta have ornaments. What are the kids gonna hang on the tree?" |
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"Do not mention children and Christmas in the same sentence, I beg you. Now, where can I get these “ornaments”?" |
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"It just so happens, I sell them. Festive red-and-green holiday donuts to hang on the tree." |
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"That sounds very strange." |
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"You’ll understand in one moment." |