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Grazing Saddles
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Event

Wild West 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

May 03, 2016

Number of Quests

3

Grazing Saddles is a side questline released on May 03, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Princess.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Grazing Saddles Pt. 1 Place Princess
Make Lisa Drop Everything and Hug Princess
-
60m
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Grazing Saddles Pt. 2 Make Homer Brag at Moe's
Make Lisa Brag on Facelook
2h
2h
Cash100
XP10
Lisa
Grazing Saddles Pt. 3 Make Lisa Ride Princess 6h Cash100
XP10
Lisa

Dialogue Edit

Grazing Saddles Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way.
Lisa Sad Icon Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere?
Homer Icon Not just “people,” Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.
Homer Icon If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel.
Lisa Angry Icon I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE!
Homer Icon If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that--
Princess Icon *neighs*
Lisa Surprised Icon Princess! It's you!

Grazing Saddles Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever.
Homer Happy Icon Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite!
Lisa Icon Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself?
Lisa Happy Icon Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING!
Homer Icon Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want!
Homer Icon I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches.
Homer Sarcastic Icon That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go!

Grazing Saddles Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Millicent Icon Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the “Three Ps”: poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.
Millicent Icon I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals!
Lisa Icon One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Riding Icon What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's “Take Five.”
Millicent Icon Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new.
Millicent Icon Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it.

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