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Hack to the Future
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Content Update

Secret Agents 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

April 4, 2017

Number of Quests

5

Hack to the Future is a premium questline released on April 4, 2017, during the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the premium characters Doug, Gary and Benjamin that were offered as a Gil Deal.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Hack to the Future Pt. 1 Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores 4h Cash100
XP10
Doug
Hack to the Future Pt. 2 Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site 4h Cash100
XP10
Gary
Hack to the Future Pt. 3 Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes 4h Cash100
XP10
Benjamin
Hack to the Future Pt. 4 Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed
Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer
Make Gary Use Ear Drops
60m
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Doug
Hack to the Future Pt. 5 Make Benjamin Roleplay Online
Make Doug Roleplay Online
Make Gary Roleplay Online
12h
12h
12h
Cash200
XP20
Gary

Dialogue Edit

Hack to the Future Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Doug Annoyed Icon My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.
Benjamin Sad Icon Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.
Doug Annoyed Icon The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.
Doug Annoyed Icon Gentlemen, we're going rogue!
Gary Sad Icon Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.

Hack to the Future Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gary Happy Icon We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!
Benjamin Happy Icon I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!
Doug Happy Icon An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!
Gary Icon But our test scores are all 100% already.
Benjamin Sad Icon But our social lives are all zeroes!
Doug Happy Icon We can hack those too!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Benjamin Sad Icon I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.
Gary Sad Icon Because of the ethical quandary?
Benjamin Sad Icon No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!
Doug Sad Icon We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!

Hack to the Future Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Benjamin Surprised Icon Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!
Doug Surprised Icon They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.
Gary Surprised Icon And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.
Benjamin Happy Icon We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!
Benjamin Annoyed Icon But first, we have a much more important target to take down.

Hack to the Future Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Doug Sad Icon Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...
Benjamin Sad Icon And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!
Gary Surprised Icon Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!
Doug Surprised Icon Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!
Benjamin Sad Icon I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!
Doug Surprised Icon That's it! Human maladies engage!

Hack to the Future Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Gary Sad Icon I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.
Doug Sad Icon I've erased all of our internet histories.
Benjamin Sad Icon From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...
Benjamin Happy Icon So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!

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