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Hammer & Sparrow
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Content Update

Secret Agents 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

April 25, 2017

Number of Quests

5

Hammer & Sparrow is a side questline released on April 25, 2017, for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Adil Hoxha.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1 Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner
Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner (x5)
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Lisa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2 Make Grampa Go on a Rant
Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Grampa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3 Make Adil Be Inconspicuous 60m Cash100
XP10
Adil Hoxha
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4 Make Abe Follow Adil
Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Grampa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5 Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages
Make Abe Spy on Adil
60m
60m
Cash200
XP20
Grampa

Dialogue Edit

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program?
Adil Hoxha Icon It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition.
Homer Icon Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner?
Adil Hoxha Icon You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me.
Homer Icon What's a little light treason between family?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Adil Hoxha Icon Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food.
Marge Nervous Icon Well, that's the typical American diet.

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Serious Icon I don't trust that no-good Russkie.
Lisa Shocked Icon Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"?
Grampa Serious Icon We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon ...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents…

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Adil Hoxha Icon Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you...
Adil Hoxha Sneaky Icon ...enjoy your last meal.
Grampa Startled Icon Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us!
Homer Skeptical Icon Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Serious Icon I'm telling you, I heard what I heard.
Marge Annoyed Icon You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers.
Bart Laughing Icon Maybe it's the grave calling.

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat.
Jasper Icon Are we having rat tonight?
Grampa Icon Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Adil Hoxha Icon This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential!
Grampa Startled Icon I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin!
Lisa Shocked Icon No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters.
Adil Hoxha Icon It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while.
Grampa Surprised Icon What's that mean? He's planning to kill me!

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Sad Icon I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel.
Grampa Surprised Icon What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Startled Icon Call my mommy, the boy's a commie!
Lisa Shouting Icon Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil?
Grampa Serious Icon ‘Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon.
Lisa Icon We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs.
Homer Icon Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid.

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