First appearance Season 2, Episode 14
Number of Jobs
— Hans Moleman's unlock message
Hans Molemanis a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced teens and Molemen collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'.
Hans Moleman (also known as Ralph Melish) is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.
" This marks 52 levels of suffering and neglect.
- Han's level up message for Level 52
|Rule Underground Land of the Mole People|| 105|
|Deliver Books To Inmates|| 260|
|Provide Security|| 350|
|Clean the Plant|| 420|
|Flip Burgers|| 600|
|Make A Short Film|| 1000|
Quest Based Jobs
|Attend Court Hearing|| 260|
|4h||Court House||Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7|
|Eat At The Frying Dutchman|| 420|
|8h||The Frying Dutchman||The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1|
|Go to Stu's Disco|| 420|
|8h||Stu's Disco||Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4|
|Eat at Luigi's|| 420|
|8h||Luigi's||Running With The Bullies Pt. 16|
|Replace Batteries|| 420 |
|8h||Brown House||Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3|
|Eat at Fleet-A-Pita|| 600|
|12h||Fleet-A-Pita Van||The Investorettes Pt. 3/4|
|Storm Police Station|| 600|
|12h||Police Station||Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5|
|Serve Time|| 1000|
|24h||Springfield Penitentiary||Crackdown Pt. 2|
|24h||Channel 6||Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4|
|Work at the Gift Shop|| 31|
|Wash Dishes|| 78|
|4h||The Food Needle|
|Clean Out the Pool|| 126|
|8h||Wet & Smokey Stunt Show|
|Flip Burgers|| 180|
|Sleep in the Servant's Quarters|| 300|
|Eat at a Restaurant|| 17|
|4h||Restaurants||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10|
|Enjoy a Beer|| 17|
|4h||Moe's Tavern||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11|
|Attend Homer's Football Bash|| 260|
|4h||Simpson House||Stupor Bowl Sunday|
|Drink Craft Beer|| 260|
|4h||O'Flanagan's Pub||O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5|
|Shop for Loved Ones|| 22|
|6h||Shops||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12|
|8h||Restaurants||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14|
|Drink Too Much|| 27|
|8h||Moe's Tavern||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15|
|Hunt for the Simpsons|| 27|
|8h||Homes||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18|
|Stampede Stores|| 42|
|12h||Shops||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16|
|Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash|| 750|
|16h||O'Flanagan's Pub||Dye the Town Green Pt. 6|
|Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash|| 1000|
|24h||O'Flanagan's Pub||Training Day Pt. 1|
|When Selected||When sent on a good job||When sent on a bad job||When collecting from a job|
|Hey!||Oh...||Games are hard!||Mmhmm|
- Hans Moleman claims to be 31 years old, and that "drinking has ruined [his] life".
- However, it was stated only once, so it can not be taken seriously.
- His Krustyland jobs are exactly the same ones the Squeaky Voice Teen have, who is the only other person in his category. His normal jobs, besides the shortest and longest ones, are also a bit similar to the Squeaky Voice Teen's, as they're actual jobs (such as being a security guard or being a fast food restaurant chef).
- Similar to on the show, Moleman falls on the ground quite often.
- With the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015, Hans Moleman now has a voiced sound after his jobs are completed.