Have a Vice Day Pt. 1
Make Burns Go More Green
Have a Vice Day Pt. 2
Make Skinner Drink Absinthe Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi
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Have a Vice Day Pt. 3
Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe Make Lisa Snoop Around
Have a Vice Day Pt. 4
Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns
Have a Vice Day Pt. 5
Make Homer Interview More Entertainers Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria*
If the player has Princess Kashmir, the quest Exotic Entertainment starts
Have a Vice Day Pt. 6
Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions
Have a Vice Day Pt. 7
Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino
Have a Vice Day Pt. 8
Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous"
Have a Vice Day Pt. 9
Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop
Have a Vice Day Pt. 10
Build Homer's House of Cards Make Homer Deal Cards
Stacking the Deck
Play Card Game
Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used.
We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more ”Green.”
Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen.
So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little “Vice-ville.”
A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures.
Gambling, drinking, baiting bears...
What's fun about tormenting a living creature?
Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused.
See Lisa? Fun!
There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his “Vice-ville.”
Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino?
Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what.
Let's go, Mom.
With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe.
It's pretty good.
With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec.
Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I *will* show you my ankles.
Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar.
Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you?
You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so either.
Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years.
That doesn't sound right.
No, it really doesn't.
Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent.
So get back to work at my nuclear plant!
Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show!
I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here.
Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed!
I know an implausibly large number of celebrities.
Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator!
Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator.
But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act!
One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time.
Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up!
Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is.
I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists.
Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime.
You're thinking of Gallagher.
Comedy snob, huh? You're hired!
Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to.
But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online.
Hey, Dad... can I have a “Take Your Kid To Work” Day?
Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant.
Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good...
Convincing. Utterly convincing.
I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example?
It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction.
I got the idea from spending time in AA.
Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe.
Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin.
It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge!
He wants people to leave richer than they entered.
But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville?
Sshhh -- come into the back room.
I have one word for you: power.
Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield!
No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power.
Fine. Lights on.
Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power.
Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield.
No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is-
Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy.
Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something?
He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story.
Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet.
Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator.
The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers.
As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run.
Thank you, sir!
I was proud of hiring the clown.
Yes, he really amped up the crappy.