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I am the Lizard Queen!
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Level Required

60

Release Date

May 18, 2016

Number of Quests

7

Side Quest

Duff Gardens

I am the Lizard Queen! is a premium questline released on May 18, 2015, it requires Lizard Queen Lisa and Duff Gardens, a Gil deal building and costume combo.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 1 Make Bart Find Lisa's Old Meds
Make Bart Wonder if Giving Lisa Expired Meds is Okay
2h
2h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 2 Make Homer Plan His Next Big Project, the Duff-o-rail 60m Cash100
XP10
Marge
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 3 Make Fat Tony Enjoy the Profit From the Shuttle 8h Cash100
XP10
Krusty
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 4 Make Cletus File a Complaint on the Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole
Make Lisa Trip Out on the Meds
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Lisa
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 5 Make Krusty Admit the Damp and Sooty Show is Pretty Good
Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Krusty
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 6 Make Bart Repost His Review Under Krustyland
Make Krusty Flag Bart's Review as Spam
Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town Again
2h
2h
2h
Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 7 Place the Gnome
Tap the Gnome
-
-
Cash100
XP10
Lisa

Dialogue Edit

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lizard Queen Lisa Tranced Icon AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Selma Icon What's with her? Did seeing Duff Gardens cause her to have a flashback?
Bart Laughing Icon No. She thought Krustyland had relocated to our neighborhood and had a panic attack.
Lizard Queen Lisa Screaming Icon I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! MY LIZARD ARMY WILL REPEL THE INVADING KRUSTYLAND BACK TO ITS GODFORSAKEN OUTPOST AT THE END OF THE SHUTTLE STOP! AHHHH!!!

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Confused Icon I don't get it. Why build a second amusement park? We still don't even have a dentist.
Milhouse Sad Icon Or a playground.
Lou Disappointed Icon Or public bathrooms.
Homer Surprised Icon You think it's easy keeping track of which buildings you've already built?!?
Marge Icon You could write them down.
Homer Confused Icon Who do I look like, Gabriel Garcia Marquez?

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Surprised Icon What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it “wasn't zoned for it!”
Quimby Icon Exactly. It was zoned for a “non-terrible amusement park.”
Krusty Angry Icon Liar! There is no good reason I couldn't have built Krustyland here instead of the middle of nowhere.
Quimby Smug Icon Yes there is: if you'd built it here, I couldn't have given my friend the $750 million contract to build the Krustyland Shuttle.
Krusty Surprised Icon That shuttle was a patronage product?
Princess Penelope Icon I guess that explains why the shuttle doesn't actually move.

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon Step right up! Play the ring toss!
Cletus Icon Ha. Talk about right in my wheelhouse.
Cletus Smiling Icon There ya go, three winning tosses. I'll take my three giant stuffed Pikachus now!
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon What're you talking about? You lost!
Cletus Shocked Icon Please. You ain't talkin' to some country bumpkin. Well actually you are, but THIS bumpkin runs the ring toss at Krustyland.
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon Well you're running it wrong, because to win, you gotta get the ring ON the poles, not in between them.
Cletus Icon Yeah, right. I'm done with this rigged game. I'm gonna play some Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole.

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Surprised Icon This is an outrage! You've ripped off all my rides!
Duffman Icon Duffman says his rides are all original.
Krusty Annoyed Icon “Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop?
Duffman Icon Duffman doesn't see the similarity.
Krusty Angry Icon “Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?” “Dozing Scratchy's Palace?” Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon I never thought I'd say this...but there's some business I just can't take.
Krusty Surprised Icon WHAT? You've defended serial killers! And tobacco companies! And Burns!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Hey, wanna go grab a burger at the Snack Stylus and then hit Mt. Duffmore?

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Excited Icon Hey guys, wanna go check out the new Duff Gardens?
Janey Happy Icon I'm in!
Krusty Icon Hold on, kids. You might wanna read the Yelp reviews first.
Milhouse Icon “A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!”
Janey Deadpan Icon “Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!”
Duffman Icon Duffman thinks all those reviews were posted by the same person!
Krusty Surprised Icon Who, me? My name isn't “K. R. Usty.”
Milhouse Icon Check this one out: “The only ‘amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is.”
Bart Sneaky Icon Oh I wrote that one. It was a mistake, though. I actually meant to post it about Krustyland.

I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 7 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lizard Queen Lisa Surprised Icon LIZARD ARMY, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS TO DEFEND SPRINGFIELD!
Bart Confused Icon Um, those are garden gnomes, not lizards.
Marvin Monroe Icon Leave her be. She's almost better, but still suffering some side effects.
Bart Icon Of the panic attack?
Marvin Monroe Icon No, of the expired Zoloft.

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