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It's Just Swamp Gas
Number 51

Event

Stonecutters 2014 Event
The Marge-ian Chronicles Promotional

Released Date

June 3, 2014

Number of Quests

8

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It's Just Swamp Gas is a premium limited time quest that starts when the player purchases Number 51.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1 Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement 8h
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2 Make Number 51 Watch Daytime TV 24h
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3 Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product 60m
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4 Make Number 51 Phone Home 4h
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5 Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies 24h
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6 Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary 8h
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7 Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership 4h
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 8 Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement
Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product
Make Number 51 Watch TV
60m
8h
24h

DialogueEdit

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…"
"I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield."
"Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer.""

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?"
Number 51 Icon "Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine."
Homer Icon "Now you're making ME thirsty!"
Number 51 Icon "Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you."
Homer Icon "You are the classiest friend I've ever had!"

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "So what's life like on Mars?"
Number 51 Icon "All Martians are expected to acquire new skills and knowledge in order to benefit the hivemind."
Homer Icon "Wow. That sounds like a drag."
"On Earth we just have to watch enough TV so that we can have strong opinions about sports and celebrities."
Number 51 Icon "Well, as they say: When on the planet Romulus, it is mandatory to conform to Romulan customs."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "Tell me, how are you able to discern what is an advertisement and what is programmed entertainment?"
Homer Icon "Here's all you have to know...""
"A Boatload of Donuts is a great value and fun for the whole family!"

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!"
Homer Icon "Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic."
Krusty Icon "That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles."
"Complain all you want –no refunds!"
Number 51 Icon "You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine."
"My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs."

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs."
"I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen."

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars."
"Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind."
Homer Icon "Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…"
Number 51 Icon "Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?"
Homer Icon "Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?"
Number 51 Icon "Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!"

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "I have devised a plan to save your planet!"
Homer Icon "Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die."
Number 51 Icon "I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered."
Homer Icon "Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones."
Number 51 Icon "I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills."
Homer Icon "Oh. Then we should be fine."

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?"
Number 51 Icon "I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species."
"Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Did your plan work?"
Number 51 Icon "They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet."
Homer Icon "Woo hoo!"
Number 51 Icon "However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves."
Homer Icon "D'oh!"
Number 51 Icon "But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with."

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 8Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Number 51 Icon "To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?"
Bart Icon "We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird."
Lisa Icon "I actually do... but I see your point."

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