It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1
Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2
Make Number 51 Watch Daytime TV
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3
Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4
Make Number 51 Phone Home
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5
Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6
Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7
Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 8
Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product Make Number 51 Watch TV
60m 8h 24h
"Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…" "I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield." "Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer.""
"Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?"
"Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine."
"Now you're making ME thirsty!"
"Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you."
"You are the classiest friend I've ever had!"
"So what's life like on Mars?"
"All Martians are expected to acquire new skills and knowledge in order to benefit the hivemind."
"Wow. That sounds like a drag." "On Earth we just have to watch enough TV so that we can have strong opinions about sports and celebrities."
"Well, as they say: When on the planet Romulus, it is mandatory to conform to Romulan customs."
"Tell me, how are you able to discern what is an advertisement and what is programmed entertainment?"
"Here's all you have to know..."" "A Boatload of Donuts is a great value and fun for the whole family!"
"My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!"
"Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!"
"This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic."
"That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles." "Complain all you want –no refunds!"
"You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine." "My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs."
"These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs." "I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen."
"Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars." "Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind."
"Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…"
"Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!"
"That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?"
"Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?"
"Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!"
"I have devised a plan to save your planet!"
"Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die."
"I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered."
"Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones."
"I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills."
"Oh. Then we should be fine."
"Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?"
"I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species." "Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste."
"Did your plan work?"
"They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet."
"However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves."
"But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with."
"To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!"
"So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?"
"We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird."
"I actually do... but I see your point."