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Jingle Bell Wreck
Santa

Event

Christmas 2014 Event

Released

December 3, 2014 (Pt. 1-12)
December 23, 2014 (Pt. 13-15)

Number of Quests

15

Succeeded By

Project After-Party

Jingle Bell Wreck was the, limited time, main questline for the First Part of the Christmas 2014 Event, there were 15 quests, the first 12 were released on December 3, 2014 and the last 3 were released on December 23, 2014. The quest was succeeded on December 24, 2014 by Project After-Party

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 1 Build the Toy Workshop 12h Auto
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 2 Make Homer Make Sergeant Activity Dolls

Make Lisa Make Musical Instruments

4h

4h

Auto
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 3 Place the Elf Cave -- Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 4 Make Homer Get Bossed Around by Elves 12h Auto
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 5 Make Homer Go on Strike 24h Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 6 Make Lisa Compile Lists of Naughty and Nice Kids 12h Lisa
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 7 Build the Control Building

Make Homer Do a Plant Shift

16h Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 8 Make Mr. Burns Pay Plant Workers in Candy Canes

Make Homer Get Bossed Around by Elves

12h

12h

Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 9 Make Homer Call Homeland Security 60m Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 10 Make Homer Regret his Selfishness 16h Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 11 Make Santa Get Drunk at Moe's 8h Lisa
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 12 Make Springfielders Make Toys (x10)

Make Elves Make Toys (x100)

4h

4h

Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 13 Make Homer Dress as Santa 60m Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 14 Make Homer Try to Fly the Sleigh 4h Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 15 Make Santa Deliver Presents 8h Lisa

DialogueEdit

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "People of Springfield!"

"Over the years I have made many promises, most of them contradictory, few of them kept."
"God bless you, voter apathy."
"But today I am proud to deliver on one promise: new jobs."
"Because Santa is opening a new toy workshop right here in Springfield!"

Santa Icon "Thanks to global warming, the ice under my old workshop at the North Pole melted, and everything sank into the Arctic Ocean."

"It was a terrible catastrophe. Many holiday favorites died, including Frosty and Rudolph."

Lisa Icon "I've been warning people about the threat global warming posed to Santa for years, but no one listened!"

"But why come to Springfield?"

Santa Icon "The tax incentives! You're practically paying me to move here."
Homer Icon "Finally someone takes the bait."

"All the other corporations backed out once they learned how Springfield workers lead the nation in sullen incompetence."

Santa Icon "Oh. Well, no matter. Everyone works hard for jolly old Saint Nick, because making presents isn't work, it's play!"

"But you better double those incentives, Quimby."

Quimby Icon "Done, Claus."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Santa Icon "Ho, ho, ho! That's a fine looking workshop."

"We don't have much time until Christmas, so we'd better get started."
"Now, who'd like to come and make toys for me?"

Homer Icon "All of us."

"I mean, we all already have jobs, but when something weird like this happens, we drop all that to participate in the latest thing."

Santa Icon "Excellent. Then everyone pick a favorite toy they'd like to make."
Moe Icon "Eyeball gouger!"
Santa Icon "That's not a toy."
Moe Icon "Right, right. Ice pick sharpener?"
Santa Icon "How about you stuff teddy bears."
Moe Icon "Yeah! I'll stuff their guts in right through their filthy little belly button holes!"
Santa Icon "You know what, the position's been filled."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Santa Icon "Homer! Look at this Sergeant Activity doll you just made. It's got a Malibu Stacy head."
Homer Icon "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was wondering what's on the lunch menu at the cafeteria."
Santa Icon "It's always cookies and milk, except on Wednesday's there's gingerbread house."
Homer Icon "Hey, who are those cute little guys?"
Santa Icon "Elves, of course."

"Thanks to my Springfield employees, I'm already behind schedule, so I asked a few elves to come help me out."

Lisa Icon "They're adorable! But where do they come from?"
Santa Icon "They live in secret underground caves, where they laugh and play and occasionally kidnap human babies."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Ooh, this is fun! I'm in charge of the elves."
Santa Icon "Exactly the opposite. Meet Bismuth and Leopold."

"They're top-level elf efficiency experts, and they're here to get some kind of order into my toy production."

Homer Icon "Aw, they're the cutest bosses I've ever had!"
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Icon "Get to work, slacker!"
Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon "Or you'll regret it!"
Homer Icon "Ouch! They're whipping me with the toe coils of their elf slippers!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Santa Icon "Whew. We finished our first week of work."

"I won't say it hasn't been a little rocky, but I'm still hoping for a pretty good Christmas."
"Now, here's your paycheck."

Homer Icon "Hey, this isn't money... it's candy canes!"
Santa Icon "But I always pay in candy canes. The elves love them. Although their teeth are basically one giant cavity."
Homer Icon "Look, pal, I need real money to buy the necessities of life, like beer and lottery tickets."

"Until you pony up some cold hard cash, I'm going on strike."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Santa Icon "Okay, okay. Look, I'll take money out of my retirement account and pay you."

"Just means I'll have to keep working a few more centuries."
"Probably would've just got bored playing golf in Laguna Beach, am I right?"
"Without work, life has no meaning, eh Homer?"

Homer Icon "Wouldn't know. Now that I'm off striking I'm on break."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Santa Icon "Lisa, why so glum?"
Lisa Icon "You know how you put me in charge of making up the lists of who's naughty or nice?"

"Well, to handle this town, you're going to need a lot more lumps of coal."
"Like 200 metric tons more."

Santa Icon "Kringlenuts! Now I'm going to need even more elves. And they hate mining."
Lisa Icon "That makes no sense. They live in caves."
Santa Icon "Yeah, well someone didn't think this story line out very well."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Icon "Hurry up, Homer! You're working too slowly."
Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon "You're holding up the bicycle assembly line for the other elves."
Homer Icon "But they work so fast, and they look so happy."
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Icon "Because the tinkling of the bells on their hats fills them with joy."
Homer Icon "Well it's driving me crazy."

"This toy shop sucks. I'm being insulted by elves, and I'm doing the thing a father hates the most..."
"Assembling toys before Christmas."
"I'm going back to the nuclear plant!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon "Simpson, welcome back to the nuclear plant."
Homer Icon "I am so glad to be out of that magical toy shop and back in the real world of extreme nuclear danger."
Mr. Burns Icon "There's been a few changes. I've hired a couple of efficiency experts with a lot of great ideas."
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Icon "Get to work, slacker!"
Happy Little Elf Leopold Icon "Or you'll regret it!"
Homer Icon "Ouch! They're beating me with the bells on their elf hats."
Mr. Burns Icon "When you're done with that, here's your paycheck."
Homer Icon "Candy canes?!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 9Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Stupid Santa and his stupid elves, always picking on me."
Lisa Icon "There do seem to be a lot of them around the town."

"They're even printing Elvish on the road signs and ATMs."

Homer Icon "I hate them, with their work ethic, and their taking jobs no one here wants and their sneaking in through tunnels."
Apu Icon "Homer, does that remind you of anything?"
Homer Icon "Tunnel... rhymes with funnel... funnel cake?"
Apu Icon "I was suggesting that if you have a problem with annoying immigrants, you might want to call Homeland Security."
Homer Icon "Of course. They must have funnel cake!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 10Edit

Character Dialogue
RussCargill Icon "Russ Cargill, head of Homeland Security here."

"So, Homer, you have a problem with illegal immigration, and you'd like us to clean them out?"

Homer Icon "Yes."
RussCargill Icon "Catch all the elves that are making presents for children."
Homer Icon "Yup."
RussCargill Icon "Lock them up in detention centers for years."
Homer Icon "Okay."
RussCargill Icon "Separate them from their wives, families, jobs, everything that makes life worth living"
Homer Icon "Well... maybe not that."
RussCargill Icon "Too late! You never had a choice. My agents are on their way."
Homer Icon "Oh, why do the bad things I do always make me feel bad?"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 11Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Santa, what's wrong? You've been crying so hard, there's icicles in your beard."
Santa Icon "It's over, Lisa. Christmas is over."

"All I wanted was to bring joy to children."
"But thanks to Homer, I'm hopelessly behind on production, my elves are being deported, and I'm broke."

Lisa Icon "It's not entirely his fault. You're the one who decided to relocate to Springfield."
Santa Icon "Well, I've had it. I quit!"

"If you need me, I'll be at Moe's getting blitzed out of my mind."

Moe Icon "Another broken down old drunk comes to Moe's."

"Looks like Christmas came early for me."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 12Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Dad, we have to save Christmas!"

"We'll keep making presents and protecting the elves from deportation."
"But someone's got to convince Santa not to give up."

Homer Icon "Don’t worry, Lisa. I’ll talk him out of it even if I have to guzzle beers at Moe’s from now until Christmas."

"It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Will Christmas come? Make sure you come back on December 23 to see how this story turns out!
 
— In-Game Message



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