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My kid plays this game. Hi, Jason!
 
— Kearney's unlock message


Kearney is a premium character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. He costs 60 Donuts, could be obtained in the Mystery Box, and is in the Toughies collection. He has regular 8 jobs in total, and earns 50% more cash and XP for all of them.

About[]

Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He appears to be the hideous and toughest of the bullies but is surprisingly quite the opposite, and is very easily distracted. He is of Polish descent. He is a sixth grader.


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Jobs[]

Regular[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual Good?
Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House Cash26
Experience7
10m Van Houten House Nope Check
Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart Cash60
Experience15
30m Kwik-E-Mart Nope Check
Give a Pink Belly Cash105
Experience26
60m Springfield Elementary Nope Check
Dance a Jig Cash260
Experience70
4h - Check Check
Go to School Cash350
Experience90
6h Springfield Elementary Nope Nope
Use Fake ID at Moe's Cash420
Experience105
8h Moe's Tavern Nope Check
Counseling With the Ex Cash600
Experience150
12h First Church of Springfield Nope Nope
Take Son for the Night Cash1000
Experience225
24h Brown House Nope Nope

Quest Based[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
Experience70
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope
Take Monroe's Test Cash260
Experience70
4h Monroe Family Therapy Center Lowering the Bar Pt. 2 Nope
Go to Stu's Disco Cash420
Experience105
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 Nope
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash420
Experience105
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope
Eat at Luigi's Cash420
Experience105
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope
Work at the Cracker Factory Cash520
Experience130
10h Cracker Factory Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 Nope
Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift Cash520
Experience130
10h Cracker Factory The Investorettes Pt. 3 Nope
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash600
Experience150
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope
Storm the Police Station Cash600
Experience150
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope
Serve Time Cash1000
Experience225
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 3 Nope
Protest Cash1000
Experience225
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope

Krustyland[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Ride the Death Drop Krustyland Tickets18
Experience15
30m Death Drop Nope
Visit Duff Pavilion Krustyland Tickets31
Experience26
60m Duff Pavillion Nope
Ride Radioactive Man Ride Krustyland Tickets78
Experience70
4h Radioactive Man: The Ride Nope
Tour The Haunted Condo Krustyland Tickets126
Experience105
8h Krusty's Haunted Condo Nope
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper Krustyland Tickets180
Experience150
12h Scratchy's Flea Dipper Nope
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Krustyland Tickets166
Experience125
16h Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Nope
Ride the Tooth Chipper Krustyland Tickets300
Experience225
24h The Tooth Chipper Nope
Ride Mount Krustmore Krustyland Tickets300
Experience225
24h Mt. Krustmore Nope


Limited Time[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash105
Experience26
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash260
Experience70
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope
Attend Homer's Football Bash Cash260
Experience70
4h Simpson House Stupor Bowl Sunday Nope
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash750
Experience200
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope
Trick or Treat Silverbag21, OR Goldbag21 16h - Check
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash1000
Experience225
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope

Quotes[]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Huh?!" "Alright, hahaha!" "Grrr..." "Mmhmm..."
"Hmm..." "Ahh!" "Nyaah"
"Wha..?"
"Wah!"

Trivia[]

  • From Season 1, Episode 8 "The Telltale Head".
  • Kearney has only one visual task, while a majority of other characters have at least two.
  • Despite being a premium character Kearney does not get a bonus when riding the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl.
  • When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.

Gallery[]

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