“ | My kid plays this game. Hi, Jason! | ” |
— Kearney's unlock message
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Kearney is a premium character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. He costs 60 Donuts, could be obtained in the Mystery Box, and is in the Toughies collection. He has regular 8 jobs in total, and earns 50% more cash and XP for all of them.
About[]
Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He appears to be the hideous and toughest of the bullies but is surprisingly quite the opposite, and is very easily distracted. He is of Polish descent. He is a sixth grader.
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Jobs[]
Regular[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual | Good? |
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Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House | 26 7 |
10m | Van Houten House | ||
Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart | 60 15 |
30m | Kwik-E-Mart | ||
Give a Pink Belly | 105 26 |
60m | Springfield Elementary | ||
Dance a Jig | 260 70 |
4h | - | ||
Go to School | 350 90 |
6h | Springfield Elementary | ||
Use Fake ID at Moe's | 420 105 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | ||
Counseling With the Ex | 600 150 |
12h | First Church of Springfield | ||
Take Son for the Night | 1000 225 |
24h | Brown House |
Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | 260 70 |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 | |
Take Monroe's Test | 260 70 |
4h | Monroe Family Therapy Center | Lowering the Bar Pt. 2 | |
Go to Stu's Disco | 420 105 |
8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 | |
Eat at the Frying Dutchman | 420 105 |
8h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 | |
Eat at Luigi's | 420 105 |
8h | Luigi's | Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 | |
Work at the Cracker Factory | 520 130 |
10h | Cracker Factory | Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 | |
Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift | 520 130 |
10h | Cracker Factory | The Investorettes Pt. 3 | |
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita | 600 150 |
12h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 | |
Storm the Police Station | 600 150 |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 | |
Serve Time | 1000 225 |
24h | Springfield Penitentiary | Crackdown Pt. 3 | |
Protest | 1000 225 |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 |
Krustyland[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
---|---|---|---|---|
Ride the Death Drop | 18 15 |
30m | Death Drop | |
Visit Duff Pavilion | 31 26 |
60m | Duff Pavillion | |
Ride Radioactive Man Ride | 78 70 |
4h | Radioactive Man: The Ride | |
Tour The Haunted Condo | 126 105 |
8h | Krusty's Haunted Condo | |
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper | 180 150 |
12h | Scratchy's Flea Dipper | |
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl | 166 125 |
16h | Twirl ‘n’ Hurl | |
Ride the Tooth Chipper | 300 225 |
24h | The Tooth Chipper | |
Ride Mount Krustmore | 300 225 |
24h | Mt. Krustmore |
Limited Time[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Buy Fireworks | 105 26 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 | |
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving | 260 70 |
4h | Simpson House | Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 | |
Attend Homer's Football Bash | 260 70 |
4h | Simpson House | Stupor Bowl Sunday | |
Eat at a Restaurant | 17 45 |
4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | |
Enjoy a Beer | 17 45 |
4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | |
Shop for Loved Ones | 22 55 |
6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | |
Overeat | 27 70 |
8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | |
Drink Too Much | 27 70 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | |
Hunt for the Simpsons | 27 70 |
8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | |
Stampede Stores | 42 100 |
12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | |
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash | 750 200 |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 | |
Trick or Treat | 1, OR 1 | 16h | - | ||
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 1000 225 |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 |
Quotes[]
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Huh?!" | "Alright, hahaha!" | "Grrr..." | "Mmhmm..." |
"Hmm..." | "Ahh!" | "Nyaah" | |
"Wha..?" | |||
"Wah!" |
Trivia[]
- From Season 1, Episode 8 "The Telltale Head".
- Kearney has only one visual task, while a majority of other characters have at least two.
- Despite being a premium character Kearney does not get a bonus when riding the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl.
- When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.