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Kirk
Kirk Icon

Name

Kirk Van Houten

Level required

37

Unlocked at

Bachelor Arms Apartments

Number of Jobs

8

Premium character?

Nope

Limited time?

Nope

Collection

Van Houtens

Voiced by

Hank Azaria

I'm here because I have nowhere else to go!
 
— Kirk's unlock message

Kirk is a character released on November 7, 2013 along with the level 37 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Bachelor Arms Apartments.

AboutEdit

Kirk Evelyn Van Houten is the unemployed father of Milhouse and the ex-husband of Luann.


Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki

Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Eat at Krusty Burger Cash40
XP10
30m Krusty Burger Nope
Borrow a Self Help Book Cash70
XP17
60m Springfield Library Nope
Cry Sitting Down in the Shower Cash175
XP45
4h Bachelor Arms Apartments Nope
Hand Out Fliers Cash275
XP70
8h - Check
Run the Cracker Factory Cash420
XP105
8h Cracker Factory Nope
Advertise Condos Cash420
XP100
12h - Check
Protect Crops Cash500
XP125
16h Cletus's Farm Check
Collect Unemployment Check Cash600
XP150
24h Office of Unemployment Nope

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Dine at El Chemistri Cash175
XP45
4h El Chemistri Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 4 Nope
Testify Cash350
XP90
4h Court House and Judge Snyder Testify! Pt. 1 Nope
Work at the Cracker Factory Cash275
XP70
8h Cracker Factory Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1 Nope
Thaw Frozen Hot Dogs in the Sink Cash420
XP100
12h Bachelor Arms Apartments Weekend Dad Pt. 3 Nope
Work as Library Door Monitor Cash20*
XP200
12h Springfield Library Weekend Dad Pt. 6 Nope
Work as Assistant Dishwasher Cash20*
XP200
12h Skip's Diner Weekend Dad Pt. 10 Nope
Get Belittled By Nerds Cash20*
XP200
12h Android's Dungeon Weekend Dad Pt. 14 Nope
Clean Up Fleet-A-Pitas Cash500
XP125
16h Fleet-A-Pita Van Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 2 Nope
Work at the School Cash20*
XP200
24h Springfield Elementary Weekend Dad Pt. 4 Nope
Serve Time Cash600
XP150
24h Springfield Penitentiary Weekend Dad Pt. 7 Nope
Gold-Farm in Homer's Happy Little Elves Game Cash20*
XP200
24h Bart's Tree House Weekend Dad Pt. 11/12 Nope

*During the questline, Weekend Dad, several of Kirk's jobs have a lower payout than normal.

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Argue Cash350
XP90
6h Van Houten House Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4 Nope

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
XP45
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope
Storm Police Station Cash420
XP100
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope
Protest Cash600
XP150
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
XP45
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Card Currency Icon17
XP45
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check
Enjoy a Beer Gift Card Currency Icon17
XP45
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
XP45
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Card Currency Icon22
XP55
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check
Overeat Gift Card Currency Icon27
XP70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check
Drink Too Much Gift Card Currency Icon27
XP70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Card Currency Icon27
XP70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check
Gather At The Simpsons House Cash275
Gummies Currency Icon24
8h Scream-son House Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event Nope
Stampede Stores Gift Card Currency Icon42
XP100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
XP110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
XP150
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope

CostumesEdit

QuotesEdit

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Oops, sorry..." "I'll get you your money!" "Oh, not again!" "I-I-I screwed up..."
"I carry around a change purse. Yeah, a purse..." "I-I'll show them who's boss! ...asthma-permitting..." "You disappoint me more than I do, Milhouse." "We get paid now, right? Uh, right?"
"I'm pathetic."
"Um, I think you accidentally grabbed my wallet there, pal."

TriviaEdit

  • Kirk is the second character to have two permanent jobs that are the same length of time, the others being Bart and Moe. (Not including Krustyland jobs.)

GalleryEdit

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